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==This morning...==
This morning I was putting on my shoes. One of them flew off and floated in the air, but it was just a glitch. I had to hurry to leave when the flying shoe started whacking me on the head. Later in the day, I was standing outside the school with friends talking about another group of friends when a person standing near us shouted,
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">He looked right at me. I remembered that he had been standing in the same spot for several days now, even when it was raining and when one of the school cooks had thrown a plate of moldy cheese at him when she was angrily chasing a big, brown dog that was saying
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">He looked real shabby, too, and had a black hood up to try to hide his face. He ran up and gave me a Nintendo 64 cartridge.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">Later on when the bum’s body was covered up and being placed on a stretcher, I decided to walk home. I didn’t have a Nintendo 64, but while walking, I saw one in a garbage can in an alley. It had some eggshells and blood on it, but I wiped it off.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">At home, my parents came home for just a few minutes before leaving again. They were super-pale and were missing their noses, mouths, and eyes, I think. They told me they had to do something in Spain for while or something. I don't know... I never really look at them.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">I was happy the console started up. The cartridge was green with something written in blood covered ink,
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">The second I put the cartridge in, sparks, green stuff and blood came flying from the Nintendo 64. Just a glitch, I thought. The TV floated off its stand and started flying in a clockwise motion. That had never happened to me before, and I started to think that the cartridge added features to the console.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">A pink face appeared on the screen. It was hyper-ultra-realistic, I mean photo-quality, and it was of someone I read about in newspapers. They had said,
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">A sound came from the TV,
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">Right when Evil Patrixxx reached me, I was expecting to die but instead was transported to a pixelated world. In the side of the world was a TV screen, and I could see my room through it. I was in the game!</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">There was lots of pixelated blood everywhere, some was even realistic. The sky was red, and so was the stuff covered in blood. After an extended silence of standing around, doing nothing, I screamed as loudly as I could.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">The world’s red sky had large, transparent flower shapes for some reason, and no grass seemed to be growing anywhere. Instead, seaweed and seashells were in abundance. I was standing on a street at night under lamplights, and there seemed to be a lot of strange houses made out of things. In the distance I could see a large pineapple with windows.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">Driving through the blood was a car shaped like a hamburger, and it was coming at me. I ran out of its way just in time to see a yellow sponge-man and star-fish man laughing like crazy while driving this giant hamburger. As they hit a mailbox on the side of the road, laughing, the car lost bits and pieces of its hamburger side. Even a bite appeared!</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">I started running in circles, screaming.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">Evil Patrixxx came up from the direction of the giant pineapple, screaming out,
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">I screamed and ran to the giant screen showing my room, and somehow ended up there. I turned off my TV, but it wouldn’t! I unplugged it, but it stayed on! I smashed the screen with a hammer, yet the image was still there! I turned off the Nintendo 64, and that worked, so I ran out my room and down the stairs to escape my house!</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">Evil Patrixxx was there! He said,
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">He began eating all the furniture in my house while I cried and ran outside. The sky was red and there was written in red paint,
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">People were running in terror, and I saw the bum who gave me the game run up to me.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">He ran into my house and screamed loudly,
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">I ran inside and saw him in front of the refrigerator, holding an empty box of doughnuts.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">I yelled at the guy,
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">The guy finally took down the hood he had on, revealing himself to be... A bum! Or just a really shaggy person. No… Shaggy from Scooby-doo-doo!</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">I was glad I didn’t destroy the game! I ran upstairs and heard music from upstairs, saying,
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">I ran downstairs and threw the cartridge at Evil Patrixxx’ head. It just bounced off.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">He turned around and said something like,
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">Shaggy took the cartridge and gave it to me.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">He ran out while I looked at the cartridge, and checked out its condition.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">The End</p>
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