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Nearly exploding with happiness, she decided to teleport to
America to celebrate. However, not all was as it seemed. The Westboro Baptist
Church were preparing for the ‘Impending
about this yet, but it was pretty obvious what they were doing.
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covered in rainbow puke.
"Ahh, the most historic thing
except for 9/11, but I was too young to remember that. And this is actually a
good event."
However, no matter how high
were preparing to invade the streets of Washington to ‘Kill all
mean kill all cigarettes?
did mean that.
All of a sudden, a massive tank appeared in the vicinity. It
had the letters ‘W.B.
"
DOING IN YOUR OWN HOMES, AWAY FROM THE PUBLIC EYE!" A loud voice boomed out
from the tank. It was Shirley Phelps-Rodger.
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Instead of taking the expected route of bombing everything, every
member of the Westboro Baptist Church emerged holding their signs saying ‘God
Hates
Atheists? Why are they just a bunch of arseholes in general? Why are they all
inbred pricks who are doomed to fuck within their own church because
bunch of fucking shitheads?
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shouted. The whole crowd cheered.
But, as they died, we
explosive devices to their body. The whole place exploded.
BT survived because
were injured, or killed. The FBI had somehow managed to survive despite being
in a 2ft radius of the blast. I guess that conspiracy about super soldiers was
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revenge was in order.
Hopping in the tank and replacing
Rainbow
tank less grey and more Gay Rainbow Coloured, she set off to the Westboro Baptist
Church.
When she arrived there, she went inside and found a
convenient ‘Self
"WHAT A TWIST!" She shouted, trying to imitate M.Night Shyamalan's voice.
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