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Once upon a time in 1753 there was no technology and people created their own foods to feed their families and starving children with disease cancer. So one day there was the empty field (you know with grass, trees and stuff like from the old times). Anyway C'Shan commanded Evil Patrixx to build a house there so he builds the house and then a hyperrealistic family moves in there.
The Dad was a farmer named "Mr. Skudding" and the mom was named "Mary the Sad" and she was sad all the time because she was to be married to a Team Jacob Vampire Man but he was killed by Evil Kipperxx so she had to mary s2ped farmer. She would cry hyperrealistic tears and it would seep into the wood on the floor and all of her sad became part of the house. She had 4
Here's the secret of the house this house be no ordinary house. No way lol. This be the HOUSE ALL THE DEAD (and stuff) so so here's the secret lol: anyone who goes into the house dies.
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So later there be a little girld named "Su Lol" and she had her favorite bunny doll that she got for Christmas on Marchtober 256th of 1566 and the threw it in the air and it fell in the chimney and she cried for 2 days but then she said "lol whatever" and goes into the house and gets her bunny... BUT 666 YEARS LATER SHE DIED SO YOUNG 2 ONLY 671 YEARS OLD!!!! By the way did you know that the little girl is still alive today? She lives in the house because she was a loser and her mama told her to kiss her buttox and find somewhere else to live (or a lady if she was a lady) and stuff like that.
Also in 1247 a little kid wanted to find somewhere to play his 3DS without other kids watching him so he find the house and a
And you know what? Something else happened in 954! One day there was a kid playign his 5DS all he had for it was a POkemon Blue game that was cursed by the Evil Patrixx because the kid said he didn't want to die because he was making Patrixx and Egg sandvich and a doge took it and so Patrixx killed the doge and cursed his favorite game. He had a hyperrealistic sad Pikachu that was level -1 and died every step the kid took in the game and he found missingo. in the game and it came out of the screen and said "boo" and this kid messed himself. The missingo gave a luigi board 2 the kid and said "lol if u wana uncurse your game you've gotta do this k? Byes guys." he disappeared and the kid used the luigiboard and DIED!!!! AND THAT IT!!! By the way the kid lived in the hyperrealistic creppypasta house as well.
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