The Holder of SHOOP DA WHOOP: Difference between revisions
no edit summary
m (→top: replaced: <comments /> → {{Comments}}) |
No edit summary |
||
Line 1:
{{NSFW}}
In any city or country, get yourself to any game convention center. Look for the strange furry in the green suit, approach him with your mouth gaping open and scream "WHERE CAN I FIND THE HOLDER OF SHOOPZ?" Should he begin to look angry and open his mouth, he will release a SHOOP of such great intensity that it will destroy the universe and Teh Mudkipz.
Line 6 ⟶ 7:
Goku will then fly down naked in Super Saiyan Form 4, with a huge erect penis. You must then begin laughing arrogantly, and tell him to suck your kiss. Angry, he will then hold out a calculator, with the 1/0 typed in, but hasn't hit enter yet. He will begin to cry, threatening to hit the enter key. You must scream "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" and FALCON KICK him. He will fall into a massive hole formed behind him and be lost forever.
Everything will go white, and you will feel the ultimate sensation of win flow over you. Revel in this pure win, and praise the Lords of Win, or be cast into the anus of Goatse, forever being
You MUST recite Bohemian Rhapsody while doing this and you will be teleported back to the Gaming Convention Center, with a medallion.
This Medallion is Object 9000 of 538. Will you be able to SHOOP, when the time comes?
[[Category:NSFW]]▼
[[Category:Deletion Log Refugees]]
[[Category:Trollpasta]]
[[Category:Rituwel]]
[[Category:
[[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]]
{{Comments}}
|