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|Sesame Street: Elmo’s hell|"Elmo then said 'HAVE YOUR COOKIES IN HELL FATASS!' I could not believe Elmo would fat shame someone I was shocked. I believed Elmo was a nice dude. Elmo subsequently kills Cookie Monster to death by separating his head from his body."
|Obama Should Be In Smash Bros|"In addition to his personal attributes and accomplishments, Obama also has a wide range of skills and talents that could make him a formidable opponent in Super Smash Bros. As a former basketball player and avid sports fan, Obama could have moves that incorporate elements of basketball, such as slam dunks and dribbling."
|Corners|"I was stiff, cold, and my eyes were red from crying. My face burned from the claw marks I had inflicted on myself. They called my mom, telling her what had happened, and she rushed to get me. I still couldn't speak, and if I did, the only thing that would come out was 'I can't unsee'"
|Games Will Take Your Life|"I was heading to the front door but then I saw my dad standing there with the blood red eyes. He came at me and he just keep saying 'GAMES WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE!!!'. The only thing I could do is run down to the basement and lock the door behind me. Then I looked over and I saw the arcade game powered on there on the screen was my dads face."
|Rick and Morty: The True Story|"For Super Bowl LII 2018, Adult Swim paid ESPN $6 million to have a monster truck made in the image of Rick Sanchez called "The Rickmobile" drive around the football field during the half-time show. This did not go according to plan. At 6:32 PM, when Tom Brady was in the outfield enabling a run to be scored, the self-driving Rickmobile headed straight for Tom Brady, crushing him."
|That time Nikocado Avocado broke into my house at 3am|"He then saw me, and began emitting his signature sound of SHHHHHHHHHHH! I was petrified so I threw my flashlight at him, were he then began to let out his annoying cry of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
|The Penguins of Madagascar Lost Episode|"The next scene then showed... oh God... not Private! He was standing on top of the Central Park Zoo sign, and he had a very sad expression. There is some static sound in the background, but you could see him mouthing the words "Why?" Then Private falls over to the ground and he exploded blood and gore. This emotionally effected me greatly, as Private was one of my favorite characters."
|Busky the Clown vs. Old Man Chris|"Busky Kicks Chris in the mouth, grabs his knife and stabs Chris in the Leg, as Chris limped, he ties up Busky again, takes his knife, stabs him in the nose and starts spilling alcohol and gasline. 'What the Fuck!' as Busky questions"
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