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Okay guys, I'm really scared. I just died and was buried, and I am typing this from the laptop they buried me with. I
==The Story==
I was an intern at Nickelodeon Studios for my degree in being an intern at Nickelodeon Studios. One day my manager came up to me and some other interns and said he had a movie they were making.
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Then the title card faded away to show Debbie, the little girl, riding an ass. The ass had long, furry ears, and was walking pretty slowly. Then it showed Michael, the father, riding a donkey instead of an ass. They were riding the animals side-by-side.
Eventually, the screen cut to static and returned to show
It returned to show the bloodied, mangled corpse of Torgo. He used to take care of the place while the Master was away, but now he was dead. The blood covering his body looked hyper-realistic, like if you touched it blood would get on your fingers.
At this point, one of the interns shot themselves with a pistol. Another one hanged
Torgo got up, surprisingly, and stared at the viewer. He said, "Real suffering is not known" and then died again. Spooky.
The movie cut to The Master, the guy with the pornstache. He was holding hands with
The skeleton took out a sword and threatened to kill me. I took out MY sword and knew shit was about to hit the fan.
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The skeleton and I were fighting each other, just like real pirates! We were walking back and forth on the balcony, swinging our swords when suddenly, hyper-realistic blood sprayed from the screen.
After it was sprayed, the movie resumed and the skeleton died. The movie now showed
Hyper-realistic blood came pouring out of his mouth as his lifeless corpse flew back. After this, the movie ended, leaving me feeling very confused.
The moral of the story is to think twice about things.
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