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I'm a total asshole. I'm a fan of meth, but I don't mind pot.
I opened the door, and to my surprise, Dyle was there! He was holding a dildo, and a CD ROM... I thought it was very weird that he was holding a CD ROM. Dyle raped me with the dildo, and
Dyle left, and I looked at the CD ROM. It said "M a R i O". I was going to put the CD ROM in my PC, but I just realized that I
I saw one copy that said "M a R i O". I thought this was very strange. I clicked on the product and it was $300 Canadian dollars. But I ignored it, and went straight to the description. The description said "GIVE ME BACK THE DISK! - Dyle." I don't want to give the disk back, because I'm an asshole friend, and I only care about myself.
I jammed the CD ROM into my PC, and the game started up. The title screen was like UN-anything I have seen before. It showed Mario, raping Yoshi, and there was blood on the ground... And poor Luigi was getting eaten by Bowser
The world map was red, like blood, and it was all realistic and shit. But
I approached the end of the level, and I saw Luigi at a hotdog stand. I went to him and he said "I'm selling M a R i O's
▲I approached the end of the level, and I saw Luigi at a hotdog stand. I went to him and he said "I'm selling M a R i O's lever..." I thought this was hilarious! But the next level was even more funnier... The final level was Bowser, Luigi, and Yoshi raping Mario to death. There was realistic blood going everywhere, and there was a billboard on the top of the screen that said "Game Over M a R i O". You won't believe how hard I laughed!
I laughed so hard, my lungs exploded.
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