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[[File:Muscle-chest-adult-spiderman-costume.jpg|thumb|250px|This is what came out!]]
I'm so scared... My room is cold and brooding. I await my punishment. I made him mad! The door bursts open. Now right now you may be thinking "Da fuk moron you want to die?". So I will tell you the backstory while I slowly get my head cut of by this monstrosity.
It was 10 years ago, I was 9 years old and I loved Spiderman. I loved him so much I ripped holes in the comic books and put my little... You know. I did this everyday after school. But one day, a new kid named Tom came to school. He liked Batman, so I beat the shit out of him and took a dump on his face while he was down. It was a great victory, I then smudged his face with my feces even more with a Spiderman comic, It got stuck on his face and he had to go to the hospital, needless to say, I won the fight and he would never love Batman again, I also stole his Yu-Gio cards, fuck yeah a dark magician!
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And thats were we are today, my head is chopped off and I died. Dont ever kill spiderman, he is beast.
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