Spiderman is Hate

>be me

>go outside to smoke cig

>nephews were watching Spiderman

>Main bad guy says "Don't you know smoking is bad for you?"

>I jump.

>Piss pants.

>I Die.

>A Skeleton pops out.

>True story.

>Spiderman is hate.

>Spiderman is death.

>The End.

>You're next

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Written by Princess callie