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So, Spingebill was going to Starbucks before going to the Krusty Krab to start work like usual, but this time he was feeling adventurous, so he ordered a large cappuccino instead of a regular sized mocha. His friend, Patrick had told him cappuccinos were in so thats why Spingebill ordered it.
 
He could smell the goodness of the cappuccino, wait no... something didn't smell right, so he opened the lid to the cup to reveal IT WAS A SMALL LATTE! Spingebill went into a complete rage! He shouted at the nice lady who has bought him the latte "YOU FUCKING IMBECILE I WANTED A LARGE CAPPUCCINO NOT A SMALL LATTE!!!!" He picked up a table and threw it out a window, completely shattering it.
 
The nice lady stuttered out "I-I'm sorry Sir i'll get you a large cap-cappuccino!" "NO, NO FUCKING APOLOGIES IM GONNA HAVE YOU SUED!" Spingebill shot back. One of the five customers in the room looked like he was secretly calling 911 and telling them the situation so Spingebill shot lasers out of his eyes and burned the customer to a pile of ashes, two of the customers tried to get up and run but Spingebill used telekineses to hold them down. The other two workers in the back who made the coffee were shivering in fear from the noises they heard. Spingebill used his echolocation to sense they were shivering, so he used telekinesis to pull them out of the back room.
The nice lady stuttered out "I-I'm sorry Sir i'll get you
 
The other two workers in the back who made the coffee were shivering in fear from the noises they heard. Spingebill used his echolocation to sense they were shivering, so he used telekinesis to pull them out of the back room.
 
a large cap-cappuccino!" "NO, NO FUCKING APOLOGIES IM GONNA HAVE YOU SUED!" Spingebill shot back. One of the five customers in the room looked like he was secretly calling 911 and telling them the situation so Spingebill shot lasers out of his eyes and burned the customer to a pile of ashes, two of the customers tried to get up and run but Spingebill used telekineses to hold them down. The other two workers in the back who made the coffee were shivering in fear from the noises they heard. Spingebill used his echolocation to sense they were shivering, so he used telekinesis to pull them out of the back room.
[[File:Th-1-0.jpg|thumb|160x160px|He is not what he seems...]]
Spingebill exclaimed with rage "YOU SHOULD REALLY BE BLAMED, YOU MADE THE WRONG COFFEE!!!" One of the workers from the back said "N-N-No she pu-put the order in wro-wrong!" And with that information Spingebill gave the worker who brought the latte out a cold look and a few seconds afterwards she let out a blood curdling scream, and she had burst into flames.
 
"AHHHHHH! AHHHH!!!" She screamed running around the room. Spingebill gave a small grin and a little kid who was one of the 4 customers who remained started crying. He was with his mother, the kid seemed about 6 and he had a small hot chocolate and Spingebill asked "Hey little boy do you like that hot chocolate?" He nodded his head with hesitation, his mother said with fear "Ple-Please don't hurt us!" and Spingebill, with a snap of his finger, turned the boy into a pool of blood and organs.
 
"AHHHHHH NOOOO!" Screamed the mother with terror, and Spinglebill gave a huge smile and took a bloody spatula and killed one of the last 3 customers by slicing him with the modified spatula, not only was a bloody but it was sharp, he decapitated that cutomer.
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