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I reeled back. I fumbled
with my phone, and finally managed to call 911. [WHY DID YOU CALL THE POLICE? YOU '''ARE''' THE POLICE!]
 
“Hello! I just had a
crash,” I said. [Rather nonchalant.] I told the police my location, but something stopped me from
mentioning the thing that I had hit. Eventually, the police came with a pickup
truck. We assessed the damage. [WHY DID YOU CALL THE POLICE? YOU '''ARE''' THE POLICE!]
 
“I don’t know what you hit,