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I woke up today and did my morning fap. Then I started eating cigarette ashes for breakfast. Fine Delicacy.
My roommate
I asked him why tf he would do that and he just said
i went for a walk before a strange old man who is also my uncle was sitting in a backyard sale. I tapped him and said
he proceeded to drop meth on the table where the garage sale owner was.
"what"
my uncle proceeded to cum on him.
"there"
he gave my uncle the movie.
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meanwhile I was licking the pavement trying to taste concrete
I got up and started licking him
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he drop kicked me so hard that I went through the molten core of the earth, orbited 2 times and conveniently landed on mark's fapping lotion
"what"
i argued with him for like 7 minutes before we agreed on watching the fucking movie
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the movie started.
It started with a title card saying
insert le epics bubble transition and SpongeBob woke up
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he got up and started eating cigarette ash.
SpongeBobs cousin
Spongebob asked why he did that but condom joe said
i started to realize at this point that spongebob is recapping our lives, but why.
and so the movie went on, and on, and on, basically being our day but in spongebob.
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i got so scared I shit my pants. And I threw it in mark's face like a badass.
He got very mad and we started to get into a fight that secretly turned into an oral sex party. (
but very very suddenly, while me mark and my uncle had a threesome. I got an alert saying
i heard banging from the door. And mark got a blowtorch for some reason.
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