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One day about 10 years ago, when I was a fully grown pre-teen, it was a late fall day and my nipples were hard and stood a full foot in front of me from the sheer cold outside. I was walking around my neighborhood when I saw a big sign that read "GARAGE
After walking for about 10 minutes, I arrived at the address I saw on the sign. There were only a few small tables covered with junk across the front yard of a small, old house. There was an old woman sitting at a chair behind one of the tables, her small wrinkly hands handing coins to someone holding a vase. I looked around the tables, nothing caught my interest, she was selling only old ugly clothes, strange taxidermized animals, a jar full of moths and some old books.
But soon after, I saw a small box that stood out. There was no artwork on the box, and upon further inspection after pulling out my classic iconic magnifying glass that it was a black cassette tape box labeled "SpongeBob: Season
The old woman had bloody chapped lips, bloodshot eyes, and thick skin pores, thick enough for me to shove my precious little fingers in them. The old woman had a bunch of charms on a necklace around her neck. When I asked her how much she held out 6 fingers on one hand, I then gave the woman all the spare change in my pocket, 3 one-dollar bills, 4 quarters, and two hundred pennies. When I left the garage sale the old woman pointed her wrinkly finger at me.
"Leave me now!
The woman yelling at me made me stop in my tracks, sending shivers down my spine and blood to my penis. I ran away from her as fast as I could, pushing a mother and her baby out of the way into a nearby running woodchipper out of fear that the old woman might do something to me.
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When I finally arrived home, I locked the door and snuck past my blind, deaf, ugly, dementia riddled, depressive, Parkinson’s, father, and went straight to my room.
I closed and locked the door to my room and screamed to turn on my scream activated lights. I walked in front of my TV, and opened the cassette box, the cassette tape looked normal, and it had "Season
In a few moments, a title card appeared, and it read "The Poop
"That is a bit strange.
The title credits finished, and the episode started off with a panoramic shot of SpongeBob’s house, although something was off. There was still no music, and the low pooping noise had begun to grow louder. The Bikini Bottom sky was also colored brown, with none of the classic iconic floral patterns on it. SpongeBob soon came out of his house, and he looked normal for the most part, and he soon began to walk towards the Krusty Krab.
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SpongeBob walked into Mr. Krabs office, and his jaw hit the ground and his eyes popped out of his head. The camera panned and we finally found the source of the groaning noise, it was Mr. Krabs taking a massive shit. I could not believe what I was seeing, but it was about to get worse.
I then saw that Mr. Krabs was pooping into a bucket, with "The Poop
I screamed in horror at what I saw, and a five-centimeter string of shit shot out of my ass in shock too. I hit eject on the cassette tape and put it back in the box. I leaped out my window and began to run back to the old woman’s house. But along the way, I noticed that the sky grew dark, and there was a loud groaning noise, like the one I heard on the cassette tape, slowly getting louder.
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I turned around and saw a giant, naked Mr. Krabs behind me. I tried to run as fast as I could, but he picked me up and threw me into the Poop Bucket. I fell into the bucket of poop and felt myself get submerged in the substance. I tried to scream, but the poop flowed into my mouth and began to choke me. I saw Mr. Krabs stare down at me laughing while shooting a huge load out of his ass.
"Arg me boy,
After a while of me struggling to breathe everything went brown quickly.
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