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So, My name is Randall, and I have some insider knowledge about this show and it's production. My father, Steven Hillenburg, created the show, and he told me I can join the Spongebob team when I get to be a big boy. Currently, I'm only 37, and I'm super duper excited for this. Today, I went down to the studio, to say hi to my dad, because my mom was nagging me just because I haven't left the house in 5 months. When I walked into the production room, one of my dad's associates told me he would be done with his work in five more minutes, and to wait outside. Actually, what she said was, "I've told you several times, Mr. Hillenburg doesn't have a son, and he has no idea who you are, and we'll have to file a restraining order if you show up here again." But I knew what she meant. That really sucked because my phone died, so I couldn't watch my family guy funny moments while I waited, so it was the most excruciating five minutes of my life. Just then, in the corner of my eye, I noticed an old dvd case laying around on a nearby table. I went to investigate, and it was an episode of spongebob that I hadn't heard of, which is surprising, because I am the world's number two fan, second only to Patchy the Pirate. The episode was called "Spongebob's Last Supper". I found this interesting, could it be that new episode I've been hearing about lately? I put the DvD in my doomsday prep bag that I always carry with me, anytime I leave the house, even to get my mail, and I continued to wait.
Later that day, when I got home, I hooked up my old DVD player and got ready to watch the episode! The episode started up normally, as I would expect, but the theme song was in E minor, and slowed down plus reverb, and the title card was written in black ooze. I thought this was a bit odd, but shrugged it off as a glitch and kept watching the episode. We open at the Krusty Krab, and right away, I was nervous for what would happen, because this episode was from season 5, and Mr. Enter said if an episode from season 5 starts in the krusty krab, it's going to be one of the worst episodes of the whole series. We see spongebob in the kitchen, making Krabby Patties, and singing a silly little diddy. Just then, Spongebob gasps in horror, as he notices that while he was so busy singing his song, he didn't realize that he accidentally added slightly too much mustard on one of the patties. Spongebob starts hyperventialting, and violently shaking. Squidward hears the commotion, and
At the funeral, Spongey and Squidders were gathered around the patty's grave. Spongebob started reciting his speech that he already had prepared ahead of time for some reason. When he was done, he asked Squidward to read his speech. Squidward however, didn't have one prepared, and didn't seem to be taking the situation seriously. "You know what Squidward, I've had about enough of your seahorse-shit today!" Spongebob materialized a machette out of the water around him and dust particles, and slices Squidword into several pieces in a hyper-realistic, bloody mess. Spongebob chuckles to himself. "Guess they'll have to call you Squidsentence now! This is your period!" Spongebob walks away, twirling the Machette in his fingers like a badass. This was another fairly odd occurrence, but I shrugged it off as another glitch, and continued watching. Just then, Mr.Krabs tootled his tiddly crab legs outside, seeing the mess. "What the fuck did you do to Squidparagraph?" He yelled out, in disbelief. Spongebob did a dramatic gulp. "Uh erm, gotta zigzag!" He exclaimed, running to his home, as a laughtrack played somewhere in the background. Mr. Krabs shook his head in disapproval, while shaking his fist at spongebob. "The murder and dismemberment of your fellow employees is highly against company policy!" He yelled out, at his naughty worker. However, it was too late, as Spongebob was already miles away. I was staring to get very annoyed. It was already three minutes into the episode, and Spongebob still hadn't had a single supper yet, let alone his last. The scene then cut to spongebob's house, and we could hear incoherent mumbling and frantic shuffling coming from inside, while the OST from Super Mario 64 played faintly in the background, but it was slowed down, distorted, and scary! And it sounded a little hyper-realistic, if you can believe it.
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