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Patrick kissed his sweaty balls and said “Love is merely a social construct. With the average human life-span being roughly 70, you only have to endure another 50 years of excruciatingly unforgivable pain. Everything is temporary. Your life does not matter, and these comments do not matter. Everything is temporary. Everything will eventually rot away. As long as the factor of time continues being the apex predator of the universe, the inevitable decay of all pain and memory is unstoppable. In fact, you could stop the pain at this very moment, by putting a bullet straight through your head. Being a robot, I will never die, and I will never be able to experience the sweet release of death”.
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