Spongebob's SpongebBalls Sweat: Difference between revisions

Hey kids! Don’t cum on SpongeBob DVDs! This morning I was jacking off to SpongeBob when I noticed something. His ball sweat. Looks delicious. Shortly after realizing this, I went to a garage sale in hopes of finding a SpongeBob DVD to cum all over. I didn’t find anything there do I looked through the house’s window. An ugly little boy was holding one so I smashed the window with my Hatsune Miku body pillow. He screamed but I was determined to get what I want. I always get what I want. I snatched dat disc and ran away.

 

 

Patrick kissed his sweaty balls and said “Love is merely a social construct. With the average human life-span being roughly 70, you only have to endure another 50 years of excruciatingly unforgivable pain. Everything is temporary. Your life does not matter, and these comments do not matter. Everything is temporary. Everything will eventually rot away. As long as the factor of time continues being the apex predator of the universe, the inevitable decay of all pain and memory is unstoppable. In fact, you could stop the pain at this very moment, by putting a bullet straight through your head. Being a robot, I will never die, and I will never be able to experience the sweet release of death”.

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