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One beautiful day, Spongebob woke up. But there was not something as ussual - Spongebob's belly was bigger. Spongebob looked at it, mumbling "I guess that I ate too much yesterday...". He got up, and when he did, he could see something resembling a leg inside his stomach. He did not care. He came to his closet, and after long deciding what pants to wear (even thought all were same), he put some of them on. But as he could see, his belly was hanging out. He sighted, and did go to a clothes shop. He found the pants of his current size, and was going to the saleswoman. When he got here, the saleswoman stared at his belly, and sayd "Looks like you're going to have a baby! Have you decide the names yet?"... "Wait, what?" Spongebob replyed. "I do not have any babyes!" She sighted and shook her head, and Spongebob walked away. He could not and could not stop thinking about that. What if he was really pregnant? ▼
▲One beautiful day, Spongebob woke up. But there was not something as ussual - Spongebob's belly was bigger. Spongebob looked at it, mumbling "I guess that I ate too much yesterday...". He got up, and when he did, he could see something resembling a leg inside his stomach. He did not care. He came to his closet, and after long deciding what pants to wear (even thought all were same), he put some of them on. But as he could see, his belly was hanging out. He sighted, and did go to a clothes shop. He found the pants of his current size, and was going to the saleswoman. When he got here, the saleswoman stared at his belly, and sayd "Looks like you're going to have a baby! Have you decide the names yet?"... "Wait, what?" Spongebob replyed. "I do not have any babyes!" She sighted and shook her head, and Spongebob walked away. He could not and could not stop thinking about that. What if he was really pregnant?
When he was home, he put the pants on. He was still thinking about that what the saleswoman sayd. After long deciding, he bought some pregnancy tests, and when he came again into his rotten pinneaple, he used them and stared at them like when he saw that his mother was a hooker. But this time, he was surprised. The pregnancy tests were positive. He was about freaking out, but then he thought about him raising his own sponges, and that calmed him down. He wanted to tell Patrick. So he ran out off his house, and came to Patrick's house. He knocked on Patrick's house loudly, and when Patrick came out, he sayd "Hi Spongebob! What do you want?" and Spongebob did smile somewhat pervy and sayd "Oh, Patrick," then he smiled ever more " I just wanted to tell you... I am pregnant." Patrick stared at Spongebob and he fell somewhat weird, Then, he asked "Oh cool, Spongebob... Have you decided the names yet?" Spongebob replyed "Well, if it will be a girl, I wil name her Spongeboob, and if it will be a boy, i will name him... Uhm... Spongedick." Patrick looked at him and sayd "But was not Spongeboob the name of your sister?"... "Oh... Well... I forgot, well, I think that if it will be a girl I will name her Spongepussy." sayd spongebob, pensive. Patrick smiled "those are nice names, Spongebob! But, who is the father?" Spongebob's pervy smile was replaced by a frown. He did not know, who was the father, and he was thinking of it some time. It could be anyone, because he remembered that 9 months earlyer he was at a big party. He partied and drinked too hard, and got drunk. He did not remember any more details, making him feel unsure. After this, he replyed to Patrick "Oh... I don't know... It could be anyone..." and, then he walked away, sad, with his nose hanging down to his enlangered belly.
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The day after, he woke up because Gary was on him. Spongebob had Gary's snail penis in his mouth. Spongebob was very surprised, and shook Gary off him. What if the one who was father of his kids was Gary? But when he woke up the day earlyer, he could see a leg in his belly. It could be a mutated snail with legs, thought. Spongebob spit out gary's potion of love and was very angry at him. "Meow?" Gary sayd, as Spongebob threw him out off the window, directly on the road. Gary was a snail, so he was very slow. When he saw that a boat was in direction to him, he let out a freaked out "Meow!" only to be ran over. There was blood spitting everywhere. Gary's shell or whatever it is was broken in half. His guts were laying accross the whole road, and the blood and guts reached out to Squidward's house. Squidward, being interrupted from his sleep, looked out off the window and yelled "SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BITCH!", not even noticing what happened. Suddently, Spongebob got some weird feeling. He felt like he was about to give birth. He did not care to go to hospital, so he just layed on his bed, and did do things he saw in television, aka breathing and other stuff. Then, all of sudden, he let out and ear-piercing, smelly fart. He sayd "well... I guess that's it..." The fart got out of the window, and was directed to Krusty Krab's with the winds of the sea. The smell killed all of the people who were currently in it,Spongebob got up, and then he suddently got the feeling again, but this time, it was real. He changed his mind, and he ran to Patrick's house. He knocked, and Patrick walked out, smoking seaweed. Patrick slowly sayd "Hi Spongebob, want some seaweed?" "No!" Spongebob shouted. " I am about to give birth!"
Patrick stared at Spongebob. He got him
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