Spongebob's first pregnancy: Difference between revisions

Patrick stared at Spongebob. He got him into his hands, and ran to hospital. Spongebob cryed. When they got to the hospital, he got layed on theyr bed and a doctor was saying "Breath... and push... Breath... Push..." this pervy thing remained for a minute, and the doctor was working on the hospital only to see patient's vagina or penis. He stared directly between Spongebob's legs. He was about to lick the misteryous thing Spongebob had between legs, but then a baby got fired out of spongebob's thing between legs, like a bullet from a gun, so the baby got to the doctor's mouth that was ready to lick Spongebob's genetalia, making the doctor choke. He could not breath. The doctor died. Spongebob, surprised, looked at the doctor. He was too shy to call anyone, because he killed someone. In the room were only the doctor and Spongebob, and the room was locked. Spongebob did not know what to do. He stole the doctor's money, and picked up a scalpel. He cut a hole in the doctors body, throught the neck to stomach. Spongebob was all red half because of the blood and half because he blushed, because he masturbated when he was looking at the doctor's penis. He cut off the doctor's penis, not forgetting his balls and put them in his pocket, so he could masturbate later. And now he was finnaly going to get out the baby off the doctor. He cut off his throat, and slowly continued down. In his stomach, he finnaly saw the baby. But what he saw was unbelievable. It was a green sponge with a long nose, yellow eyes and tentacles. Between legs it had both male and famale genetalia. They were connected to each other, so the baby was making babyes. All the time. It also had a big belly, which maked it pregnant. The belly was transparent because the babyes skin was not fully evolved, inside the belly was an embryo. It was pregnant too. and this continued in an infinite infinity. Spongebob, terrified, picked up the scalpel and put it straightly in his yellow heart, commiting suicide.

 

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