Spongebob Gets Constipated: Difference between revisions

I was a huge fan of Spongebob, so seeing a new episode air on Nickelodeon was always a treat. One night however, would change my live forever.

 

 

But instead of shit coming out and Spongebob returning to work, his crack turned into a hyper-realistic black hole. It began sucking everything into it's hole, it then cut to Mr. Krabs, noticing his money being sucked into Spongebob's ass. Soon enough, he along with Squidward were eaten by the black hole. After about a minute, the entire Krusty Krab was gone except for Spongebob, who felt like he had just taken a constipated dump. Soon, the rest of Bikini Bottom became food for the hole. After the entirety of the city was eaten, I noticed my house starting to fall apart and move west. I was along for the ride too, and we along with the remains of my house flew into the air. I began to see that the same fate happening to us. When we reached the ocean, we began to dive underwater, and as we got to the bottom, I saw Spongebob, with no clothes. Feeling the relief of his life. And all of us, me, you and the rest of the earth, get devoured by the black hole that is Spongebob's crack.

[[Category:Lost Episodes]]

[[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]]

[[Category:Potty Humor]]

[[Category:Hyper-realistic]]

[[Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies]]

[[Category:Im died]]

{{Comments}}