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== The VHS ==
[[File:SpongeBob Snaps title card.png|alt=The title card of SpongeBob Snaps. The title of the episode is superimposed on a flower background.|thumb|The title card of ''SpongeBob Snaps.'']]
Episodes 1 & 2 were normal episodes of SpongebobSpongeBob. Episode 1 was The Thing while Episode 2 was Selling Out. Episode 3, however, read "SpongeBob Snaps".
 
The episode began with SpongebobSpongeBob waking up before going to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs was there and said "SpongebobSpongeBob my boy you're 2 seconds late for work <big>'''BOY.'''</big> Now go in the kitchen & make me some money-e!" Hmm, I thought. ''This episode must have been cut from airing for some reason.'' Then, SpongeBob snapped, saying "<big>'''SHUT UP, MR. KRABS, SHUT THE F--K UP!'''</big> Me & Squidward <big>'''QUITTED and we gave the formula to Plankton!'''</big>" before laughing and yelling "'''''<big>F--K YOU!</big>'''''" Mr. Krabs then said "F--k you too!" and the next minute was both of them saying "F--k you!" Then, SpongebobSpongeBob got so angry that he summoned a FREAKING NUKE before SpongebobSpongeBob ran to avoid death. When the nuke detonated, everyone in Bikini Bottom died. Then, it cut to SpongeBob lying on the bed, unable to sleep. Weirdly, the old "Nick.com" watermark appeared. The VHS then blacked out for 6 seconds before it went back on for another 6 seconds and then once again blacked out for 6 seconds before the VHS returned to normal. Then, SpongeBob grabbed a shotgun, and contrary to popular belief, he did not kill himself. Instead, he CRACKED my TV screen before laughing and running outside the door. SpongeBob then went on a murderous rampage in the real world. He killed almost everyone in the world and I was the only one left. Me & SpongeBob engaged in a Western-style shootout beforeebefore SpongeBob yelled "'''''<big>F--K YOU!</big>'''''" and proceeded to kill me. He then jumped off the Grand Canyon and died.
 
<big>'''''<u>DON'T EVER</u>'''''</big> watch SpongeBob Snaps. SpongeBob will commit genocide, unless you have the rare version that's safe to watch.
 
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