Spongebob Snaps
The other day I got a SpongeBob VHS. It read "The Best of SpongeBob SquarePants". Also had to get a VHS player for around 5 dollars.
The VHS
Episodes 1 & 2 were normal episodes of SpongeBob. Episode 1 was The Thing while Episode 2 was Selling Out. Episode 3, however, read "SpongeBob Snaps".
The episode began with SpongeBob waking up before going to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs was there and said "SpongeBob my boy you're 2 seconds late for work BOY. Now go in the kitchen & make me some money-e!" Hmm, I thought. This episode must have been cut from airing for some reason. Then, SpongeBob snapped, saying "SHUT UP, MR. KRABS, SHUT THE F--K UP! Me & Squidward QUITTED and we gave the formula to Plankton!" before laughing and yelling "F--K YOU!" Mr. Krabs then said "F--k you too!" and the next minute was both of them saying "F--k you!" Then, SpongeBob got so angry that he summoned a FREAKING NUKE before SpongeBob ran to avoid death. When the nuke detonated, everyone in Bikini Bottom died. Then, it cut to SpongeBob lying on the bed, unable to sleep. Weirdly, the old "Nick.com" watermark appeared. The VHS then blacked out for 6 seconds before it went back on for another 6 seconds and then once again blacked out for 6 seconds before the VHS returned to normal. Then, SpongeBob grabbed a shotgun, and contrary to popular belief, he did not kill himself. Instead, he CRACKED my TV screen before laughing and running outside the door. SpongeBob then went on a murderous rampage in the real world. He killed almost everyone in the world and I was the only one left. Me & SpongeBob engaged in a Western-style shootout before SpongeBob yelled "F--K YOU!" and proceeded to kill me. He then jumped off the Grand Canyon and died.
DON'T EVER watch SpongeBob Snaps. SpongeBob will commit genocide, unless you have the rare version that's safe to watch.
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