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So I was at Gamestop, and there was this really dusty game
on the top shelf, and I was like, “Hey"Hey man, what’swhat's that game up there?”" and the
guy said, “That’s"That's, Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for
the Gameboy Advance.”" It was weird, it was the year 2013 and this Gamestop
still had Gameboy games? The guy offered it to me and said, “I’ll"I'll give it to
you for 1.99$”" thinking it was a good deal to catch up on some nostalgia I
grabbed Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for the Gameboy
Advance, from the top shelf and ran it up to the cash register, and the man
said, “Are"Are you sure you want this game? Some kid brought it back and said that
the Spongeguy looked evil and killed his grandma for a week straight.”" And I
was like, “Uhm"Uhm, first of all, you offered me the game, so yeah, I’mI'm gonna buy
it.”" Looking down at me with a sigh he replied, “Okay"Okay, here you go, enjoy Spongebob
Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for the Gameboy Advance.”" I looked
at him and said, “Thanks"Thanks.”" Then walked out the door. The next day the guy who
sold me the game died. Is that fucked up or what.
 
I go home, and open up the Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for the Gameboy Advance and grab the cartridge, and put it in my Gameboy. I turned it on, and instead of the happy orange Nickelodeon blob, the screen was all pixely and said, “You’re"You're next!!!”" thinking it was a glitch, I ignored the warning, and was eventually at the title screen of Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for the Gameboy Advance and instead of seeing Spongebob and the Dutchman, I saw a sprite of Patrick, that was DEAD. I screamed and turned the Gameboy off.
 
Later that day, my dog accidentally turned the Gameboy on when
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Thinking maybe I was just freaking out earlier, I gave Spongebob
Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for the Gameboy Advance another
chance and pressed, ‘start’'start'.
 
In the intro, I didn’tdidn't see the opening of Bikini Bottom, I
saw the entrance to Squidward’sSquidward's house. It seemed locked, I thought, “What"What is
happening?”" and it turns out Spongebob appeared on screen looking happily and
bright as usual, and he ended up reaching in his back pocket and instead of a
fishing net he pulled out an axe and begun to chop down Squidward’sSquidward's door.
Looking in horror, I tried to turn off the Gameboy but the switch was stuck. So
instead I tried to take the battery out, but I didn’tdidn't have a screwdriver to
remove the little flappy thing, so I was stuck watching in horror as Spongebob
hacked down Squidward’sSquidward's door.
 
Sitting in the corner, was a terrified squid. Spongebob
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Gameboy screen stayed, but the camera panned over to a brutily mutilated
Squidward. I screamed and threw my Gameboy at the wall and I heard Spongebob
say, “Ow"Ow, shit.”" Eventually my power cut out, but the Gameboy was still on
(because game boys run on battery) and it flickered on and off frantically
sending my epileptic gerbil into a seizure and it died. Eventually Spongebob
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Looking at me with a toothy grin of pure evil, the Sponge
said in a voice I’dI'd never forget, “Where"Where is your grandma.”" I pointed upstairs,
and Spongebob slowly turned to the staircase and marched upstairs with the axe,
dragging it against the floor, leaving a huge gash within the wood. Afterwards
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I kept hearing the thumping of an axe smash against the
floor of the house, and eventually my grandma stopped screaming, and in that
moment, Spongebob crawled back downstairs, looked at me and said, “Thank"Thank you.”" Before
he pixelated into thin air, and appeared back on the Gameboy screen.
Afterwards, the original title screen of Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge of the
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I told the cashier that spongebob killed my grandma, he
said, “Yeah"Yeah, we get that complaint a lot.”" and he navigated his cursor onto the
desktop and asked for my Gamestop card. I gave it to him without question, and
he then clicked on a little exe file titled, “Spongebob"Spongebob.exe.”" afterwards a
notification popped up and said, “20"20 cents has been added to your card.”" With joy
I selected, “confirm”"confirm" on the touchpad, and happily walked out of the store a
free man.
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