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So after IU was getting out of the satanic sq21uid dimetion I used d my dik to get back to my old dimetion. To wash my memories abour being a store and a car and a car adn the and pedo. I went to [REDACTED] pub to get my memories washed geoogrphy my relegion was [REDACTED] -ology. Still naked due to hi9gh flkying speeds from the last story. Yes I'm still naked. Geography [REDACTED] is a good god, He used Your mother to buttFuck and sacrifaice. and use the chant to cleanse.my memory of fucking a squid for 69 minutes.
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He came so much that it launched me to space!
I said quietly "[REDACTED] is l[REDACTED] is life"
I was falling to some place it was Japan! But the city... Well it wasn't tokeyo or whatever the fck it was INkopolous from splatoon!
There was all the squid people I realised that I was still naked in public due to going so fast in the last story. I went to the shops to get clothes but they didnt allow selling shoit to people like me Unless I had some sort of ticket. Witch I hadent! So I had to got the rest of the spoopy splatoon saga butt naked. So i was kicked off and when down a manhole or... a squidhole to hide When I was looking at the squid girls with their hip movement and all I got a slight tingilieng sensation on my pants I then passed it off as the part of puberty. I'm
The squid sister were there and I had white ink attached to me. I then got reminded due to inconsectant writing I remembered the horrible splatoon disk! the white ink the other stuff! I was mordified about the satanic splatoon disk predicting my future! Was some grater being warning me about somethin!? So to avoid me dying I jumped off acliff and was falling down. I then realised that I'm being a fucking ideot for doing that so I was screaming my last words. Or What I thought were my last words. I hit the core And it burned my anus hole soooo much that, I bounced off the lava and hit the earth crust! bolunceing all over the insaide of earth! it caused may diasters, Conetnental drifts, earth quakes, death, I flew I was going so fast that instead of bouncing ofdf the crust I hitt through it and launched to space again!
So I thought instead of me reaching my expirary date on the earth core I would reach my expirey date on the ground. But I decided to believe in myself and Overuse and abuse and spam the fifa PAce power! That It was stuck in my butthole! Science I was naked and didnt have pant to have pocket the shitty writing decided to morph a card in my anus hole.
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I put on the clothes and took your car that was still crashed in the satanic games store. I drove to the first destination, slender woods. By the time I got there It was dark there was a sign saiing "If you want to get past the place then you must collect the 8 pages many tried and many never were seen again" I then entered the wood because I'm a dumbass ans I'm suicideal. I got all the 8 pages effortlessly. I said to myself "people really died to this?" This is patheticly easy!
He then saw slenderman morph in front of him He apparently sounded like chrischan. "I made it easly for yoU! now you gotta Fight me if you wanna save this Carcus that the pathetic humans feed on! And also by the way why are you naked?" I then realised that I could use my naked body
- The hero of the world
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