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Anyway, I got to go home early after... that, so I put the VHS tape into my DVD player. A title card appeared that said "Squid Game Lost Episode. If you steal this tape then there will be consequences." After 75 hours, it then cut to the guy from the Squid Game meme starring at the camera. "The day of reckoning will come. Cuties 2 will be made and released on 9/11 2." 9/11 2? What in the flip flop fuck? It cut to security cam footage of me and my boss making love.
My boss then said over footage, “I knew you would steal this tape. Your hyper fixation on sticking your hands in toilets always fascinated me. You autistic prick.” Hey! There’s nothing wrong with my hobby! “Despite this, your Rick & Morty shirt turned me on.”▼
▲My boss then said over footage,
''Author’s note:'' this is so homo ewotic im sowwy. ;-;▼
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He then jumped out of TV. It was just like withered Foxy jumpscare from FNAF 2. We were about to kiss when my TV made a loud noise. After this, red text appeared that said, “Candle Cove - Season 1 Episode 1”.▼
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▲He then jumped out of TV. It was just like withered Foxy jumpscare from FNAF 2. We were about to kiss when my TV made a loud noise. After this, red text appeared that said,
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