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I’m an intern at Netflix. One day I found a VHS tape while sticking my hand in a toilet. The tape was labeled “Squid Game” in red. It looked like blood. So I licked it. It was good. I was going to leave in the middle of my shift just to watch the tape but before I could do that, my boss got pissed (lmao) and asked where I was going. I kissed him. His lips tasted like strawberries. Mmmmmmmm! We took each other’s shirts off and made out. (It was fantastical.)
 
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My boss then said over footage, “I knew you would steal this tape. Your hyper fixation on sticking your hands in toilets always fascinated me. You autistic prick.” Hey! There’s nothing wrong with my hobby! “Despite this, your Rick & Morty shirt turned me on.”
 
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''Author’s note:'' this is so homo ewotic im sowwy. ;-;
 
'''Author’s note:''' this is so homo ewotic im sowwy. ;-;
 
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He then jumped out of TV. It was just like withered Foxy jumpscare from FNAF 2. We were about to kiss when my TV made a loud noise. After this, red text appeared that said, “Candle Cove - Season 1 Episode 1”.
 
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