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I’m an intern at Netflix. One day I found a VHS tape while sticking my hand in a toilet. The tape was labeled “Squid Game” in red. It looked like blood., Soso I licked it. It was good. I was going to leave in the middle of my shift just to watch the tape but before I could do that, my boss got pissed (lmao) and asked where I was going. I kissed him. His lips tasted like strawberries. Mmmmmmmm! We took each other’sother's shirts off and made out. (It was fantastical.)
 
Anyway, I got to go home early after… that, so I put the VHS tape into my DVD player. A title card appeared that said “Squid Game Lost Episode. If you steal this tape then there will be consequences.” After 75 hours, it then cut to the guy from the Squid Game meme starring at the camera. “The day of reckoning will come. Cuties 2 will be made and released on 9/11 2.” 9/11 2? What in the flip flop fuck? It cut to security cam footage of me and my boss making love.
 
My boss then said over footage, “I knew you would steal this tape. Your hyper fixation on sticking your hands in toilets always fascinated me. You autistic prick.” Hey! There’s nothing wrong with my hobby! “Despite this, your Rick & Morty shirt turned me on.”
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