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Line 1: {{NSFW}} ~~[[File:Squidward's Spermicide.jpg\|thumb\|220x220px\|What the title card looked like]]~~ I'll just start off by saying that if you want an answer at the end, then you can go fuck yourself. I was an intern at Nickelodeon Studios for a year in 2010, for my degree in ~~prostitution~~cheese. It wasn't paid of course. I was kept in a small cage in the corner of the room, with my ankle strapped to a giant steel ball. It was great fun, I even got the Nickname 'Slave Boy' while I was there! It was great fun! Me and two other interns were in the editing room along with our lord and masters- OH I MEAN Lead animators and sound directors for the final cut. We received the copy that was supposed to be the greatest masterpiece in the series so far: A Pal for Gary and got our cocks out ready to fap to it. Now because it wasn't fucking finished yet, the animators would usually put up a mock title card, sort of an inside joke for us. With phony, often times lewd titles, such as "FUCKING CUNT-ASS SHIT FACED ANAL FISTING BRUTALLITY!" instead of "Waiting" where Spongebob and Patrick do absolutely fucking nothing. Nothing particularly funny but we would chuckle. Only because we felt sorry for the animators, as there entire families were slaughtered by hungry bears (which I think is fucking hilarious LOL). Then we saw the title "Squidward's Spermicide" and we just assumed it was another shitty joke. So it started with squidward. Then a sperm whale smashed through his window. it was pearl. pearl turned into a skeleton. and then a skeleton popped out. The happy go lucky music played as normal, the story began with Squidward Masturbating to pictures of Squilliam Fancyson, when we hear Spongebob and Patrick having sex outside as Squidward stops, yelling at them to keep it down as he has to go to his job at a strip club that night and needs to practice giving hand-jobs to himself. Spongebob says okay and goes to have an orgy with Sandy and Patrick. The bubbles splash screen comes up and we see the ending of Squidward's strip tease. This is when things began to seem off. . Line 48 ⟶ 49: . Then I died the end. Also you're next. Now go away. Then I died the end. Also you're next.[[Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG]][[Category:Image Unrelated]][[Category:Im died]][[Category:Nsfw]][[Category:Blatant Ripoffs]][[Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT]][[Category:Crappy ms paint drawings]][[Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.]] [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:SpongeBob]] [[Category:Im died]] [[Category:Blatant Ripoffs]] [[Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT]] [[Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.]] [[Category:YOU'RE NEXT]] [[Category:And then a skeleton popped out]] {{Comments}} [[Category:Shortpasta]]