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He knocked on Mrs. Puff’s door, and when she answered, Squidward put her lights out. He stuffed her in the sack and slammed it against a brick wall sixty-nine times while you could hear Mrs. Puff’s bones shattering. After that, he spun the sack around and chucked it into a lava pit. I watched in horror as the bag turned to dust, and there was hyper-realistic blood everywhere. Squidward went to Mr. Krabs’s house with a machine gun and knocked on his door. When Mr. Krabs answered, Squidward pointed the gun at Pearl and said, “Give me a raise or I’ll shoot.” Mr. Krabs said no, and Squidward blasted Pearl’s head off, and blood and brain batter went everywhere. Mr. Krabs tried to run, but Squidward tripped him and ripped his heart out with blood everywhere. I immediately ran to my daughter’s room and puked all over the bed then came back. I saw Squidward holding Mr. Krabs’s heart. He took a bite out of it, and real blood squirted. Squidward went to the Chum Bucket and grabbed plankton then ate him. Then, squidwrad drew a pentagram on the ground with candles all around it, and the devil rose from the flames. He said, “Good job, Squidward.” Squidward laughed in a not hilarious way and turned to the camera. “You’re next,” he said, then the episode ended. After it was over, I was shaking in fear from what I just saw. I called 9-1-1, and I told the investigators what I saw. They told me that the episode was created by a mentally ill animator at Nickelodeon studios who had schizophrenia. I haven;t been able to sleep for nights and nights after watching this episode, and Squidward still haunts my dreams, and he’s scary. If you ever see a VHS tape titled “Squidward Turns Sinister”, do not watch it, or you will have to undergo therapy like me.
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