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It was a fine day on the planet of Naboo, and Jar Jar was taking a stroll through Theed with his friends, Padme, Anakin, and Obi Wan Kenobi. Anakin, however, was thinking some serious thoughts.
"Jar Jar, what if someone tries to take advantage of your innocence?
"What do yousa mean?" asked Jar Jar.
"Even though
"No. That
What the friends
The first Sith Lord was a Gungan dressed in a pink leather thong, the second Sith Lord was a Gungan wearing straightjacket, and the third one was a Gungan wearing a royal robe and crown.
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"Meesa called Darth Lust!"
"Meesa called Darth Pyschopath!
"And meesa called Darth Superior!"
"We are the Sith Lords of maturity! We shall take control of Jar Jar Binks and control his thoughts forever!
"Shut up, Shit Lords!
"Anakin! Watch your language!
"You
"Oooooohhhh yeahhhh!!!!!!!! Meesa
Anakin, Padme, and Obi-Wan Kenobi were shocked! These Sith Lords just made a horrible, depraved act happen to their friend.
"Dat was so hot!" moaned Jar Jar after he came all over Padme.
"See? Our plan is working perfectly!
Next, Jar Jar walked to Lake Paonga and swam to Otoh Gunga naked. Everyone else gasped in SHOCK! He then grabbed a gooberfish and shoved it onto his penis, moaning in pleasure as its mouth sucked on his dick. "Dat was fun!
But then, Captain Tarpals appeared!
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"Jar Jar, yousa cannot show yous private parts in public! Isa bad reputation for our city!" he said stupidly and moronically.
"Stupid authority figures! Yousa have no control over us!
"You made Jar Jar a murderer! You should be ashamed of yourselves!
"But
Boss Nass and his representatives were walking to where Jar Jar was standing. He got absolutely shocked at all the destruction and the fact that Jar Jar Binks was naked!
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"What do you think you're doing!?" asked Padme.
"Meesa gonna fuck ebbybody! Starting with da Bosses!
"Now, Jar Jar will loose his virginity and have sex with everyone on the planet of Naboo!
Jar Jar then kissed Boss Nass. Boss Nass was very eager to be doing this, he did not care one bit for Jar Jar as a person, he only wanted sex from him ever since Jar Jar became a productive member of society. Now, all those years paid off and he was having sex with him, and Boss
"Go for it, you Gungan asshole!" said Rep Been, cheering for Jar Jar Binks.
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Inside the black hole, there was a place that looked like an abandoned version of Corusant. From the Jedi Temple came an evil laugh, and a green, pointy eared creature wearing a black robe walked out of there. It was... YODA! He had become a Sith Lord, too!
"Join me in hell, you petty Jedi should!
And so our story ends with Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker being taken to the darkest depths of hell and righteously suffering for ten thousand years. Darth Lust, Darth Superior, and Darth Psychopath, however,
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