Steamed Hams But It's a Generic Director's Cut Creepypasta: Difference between revisions

"Principal Skinner has invited Superintendent Chalmers to his house for an unforgettable luncheon, but his roast is ruined and so he resorts to ordering fast food from Krusty Burger and disguising it as his own cooking (which he calls "steamed hams").

 

While trying to come up with fake explanations to cover up his lie, Skinner forgets to turn off the oven and sets his house on fire. When Chalmers notices, Skinner passes it off as aurora borealis and rushes him out. Chalmers states that although Skinner is an odd fellow, he steamed a good ham. While Agnes (offscreen) calls for help, the Springfield Fire Department helps with the fire."

 

 

I will never experience something like that ever, ever, EVER again. If you ever see a copy of the director's cut file, stay away from it, or why don't you destroy it?