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So first I was intriqued but then I decide to watch the tape because his name is carl and every people that is named carl stink. However the postman wasn't actually dead yet so he woke up but
So we started watching the weird tape, and guess what? it was a mickey mouse cartoon! I don't like mickey mouse, so at first I did not care, but then I notice that the cartoon was really weird. First the intro said suicide mouse, of course that's when you know
Mickey's face began to fall apart. his eyes rolled on the bottom of his chin like two marbles in a fishbowl, and his curled smile was pointing upward on the left side of his face, that was so fucking ugly that I vomited inside my mouth a little. those awful scream made me have an urge to go to the toilet (or maybe it was the taco) so I asked the postman to watch everything while I do business. Then I had the worst time ever, I have felt true paint, I started crying and even praying to god to survive, my intestines where on fire as if I was getting burned alive. anyway when I came back to the living room the postman ran to me, he was really pale and he told me "real suffering is not known" then he tooked one of my
I looked at the tv to see what was so horrible that made him do that, it was Russian text, I cant read Russian so I just ejected the tape, then Jackson came back with a book , a pot and some other stuff, he asked me about the dead body so I told him everything, he said that he might need the tape because he is trying to summon the ghost of Walt Disney for some reasons, so I just helped him, as I also need answer, we did a summoning circle then the ghost of Walt Disney appeared, he was about to say something then he noticed the tape, he looked at us and said "Which one of you knew about this?" I just say that I got it from the package then he told me "fool, you will now soon know what is real suffering, you will know that happiness do not exist, the sight of hell will bring it viewer back in you will be n-" then Smile, as the dumb dog he is, ran into the summoning circle, destroying it and making Walt disappear. the tape was gone however wich was weird, I couldn't find it anywhere. anyway I started searching stuff about Walt Disney and hell and apparently he may have knew how to practice sorcery and stuff. i also have read rumors about this cartoon. Well I have nothing more to say so, uhhh, don't watch the tape or you'll kill yourself?
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