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An excerpt from a long defunct gaming website that specialized in odd game codes and hacks. This is just one of the supposedly many strange set of instructions found on the site.
The original site is long gone and the only reason I know about it is because I received it in an anonymous e-mail promoting the shit out of it. Since I'm into creepy stuff AND video games I decided to open it (After checking for viruses of course) and see what it was all about. The contents were as follows:
How to Unlock A Super Duper Secret!▼
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▲{{email|How to Unlock A Super Duper Secret!
!!Pokemon Red and Blue!!▼
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▲<br>!!Pokemon Red and Blue!!
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<br>!!Extra Game!!▼
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For players who grow
You will need:▼
▲!!Extra Game!!
>Pokemon Red or Blue<br>
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>One Game Boy Colour (A GBA will not work)<br>
>Headphones compatible with an original Game Boy Colour system<br>
>Black Marker<br>
>A Candle<br>
>A Match or Lighter<br>
>The Special Secret Code and reference of our Symbol (Included pic with code)
First. Make sure you have
▲For players who grow sexually tired of the same dick and balls, here's a super sexy step of fondling to get a brand new sexperience from your old blowup doll!!
Next, take your
▲You will need:
Put on your
▲First. Make sure you have fucked your anus in Pallet Town, before you have gotten your first blowjob. Stand in front of the first patch of ass but do not fuck it. Save here. Turn off your vibrator.
Hold select and enter the following code: LEFT UP A A B A A B A A DOWN RIGHT
▲Next, take your blowup doll to a small room. dick on a flat surface with your marker and put the blowup doll in the center. Place the dildo directly in front of the blowup doll and suck it. Then draw our special symbol anywhere near the circle. Shut off the lights.
▲Put on your condom and attach your dick to your blowup doll's ass. Take the marker and write your name in the circle on the opposite end of wherever you placed your dildo. Wait some time for the dildo to melt and drip jizz over your cock.
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Out of curiosity, I
▲Turn on the blowup doll.
'''Update'''▼
Ever since I
▲Suck the dick 3 times. Blow out the dildo. Turn the blowup doll off and on again. You should get a special new dick! Grab the dick and it will know your name already! Awesome right? Now, go into the gay world and recover the semen! Slay the children with your cock and prepare your anus for the final battle! Hear his flutes and arrive! Blasphemy! Anarchy! Much much fun!
Even as I
▲Out of curiosity, I sucked this dick myself. As far as I can tell the only real factor effecting the blowup doll itself is the sucking; and all the sucking does is turn on the blowup doll beyond any sort of recognition, to the point where it's become virtually unfuckable because everything is glitched and the dick is replaced with gibberish. The jizz is a nasty cacophony of blood and piss, which only tastes worse when you wear the damn condom. I haven't been able to figure out what the weird little sucking they make you do at the start is for.
▲Update
▲Ever since I sucked the dick with the blowup doll I've been having more restless boners and weird, wet dreams I guess? I wouldn't call them wet dreams, because they feel so real that I could swear I'm awake when they happen. I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in semen, but I don't know why, my dick hurts and my cock is a bit small, and I feel a heightened sense of sexy.
▲Even as I suck I've got this creepy feeling, like someone is right behind me, (fucking me in the ass) and whoever it is they're not too friendly. If anything DOES happen, then at least other people will know about my sexperience. I've read these sexypasta things before and I know what usually happens to people who fuck (huehuehue) with this stuff. I'm going to e-mail this sexperience, and post it on boards to spread the secret of this sex site and its' weird contents so that other people can sexperiment with it, or maybe find some way to suck it.
Peace out guys.
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