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[[File:250px-GameLogoAndCode.png|thumb|1x1px]]Ani excerptdrink from a long defunct gaming website that specialized in odd game codesjizz and hacks. This is just one of the supposedly manypiss strangecoffee, setlook ofat instructionsme foundi'm onso thefucking site.cool
look at me i'm into creepy shit i'm fucking cool
The original site is long gone and the only reason I know about it is because I received it in an anonymous e-mail promoting the shit out of it. Since I'm into creepy stuff AND video games I decided to open it (After checking for viruses of course) and see what it was all about. The contents were as follows:
How to Unlock A Super Duper Secret!
!!Pokemon Red and Blue!!
=oh boy pointless FUCKING LINES!==========================+
!!Extra Game!!
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For players who grow sexually tired of the same gymsdick and Pokemonballs, here's a super secretsexy step of instructionsfondling to get a brand new experiencesexperience from your old cartridgeblowup doll!!
You will need:
>a bunch of fucking cliche shit
>Pokemon Red or Blue
First. Make sure you have savedfucked your gameanus in Pallet Town, before you have gotten your first Pokemonblowjob. Stand in front of the first patch of grassass but do not approachfuck it. Save here. Turn off your Game Boyvibrator. ▼>One Game Boy Colour (A GBA will not work)
Next, take your gameblowup doll to a small room. Draw a circledick on a flat surface with your marker and put the Gameblowup Boydoll in the center. Place the candledildo directly in front of the Gameblowup Boydoll and lightsuck it. Then draw our special symbol anywhere near the circle. Shut off the lights. ▼>Headphones compatible with an original Game Boy Colour system
Put on your headphonescondom and attach themyour dick to your gameblowup doll's ass. Take the marker and write your name in the circle on the opposite end of wherever you placed your candledildo. Wait some time for the candledildo to melt and drip waxjizz over your namecock. ▼>Black Marker
Turn on the gameblowup doll. ▼>A Candle
Hold its dick and suck it in this order: slow medium fast hard medium hard slow
>A Match or Lighter
SaySuck the codedick 3 times out loud. Blow out the candledildo. Turn the gameblowup doll off and on again. You should get a special new screendick! PressGrab Startthe anddick theand gameit will know your name already! Awesome right? Now, go into the newgay world and recover the fleshsemen! Slay the children with your demoncock and collectprepare your soulanus for the final battle with god! Hear his flutes and arrive! Blasphemy! Anarchy! Much much fun! ▼>The Special Secret Code and reference of our Symbol (Included pic with code)
Out of curiosity, I triedsucked this trickdick myself. As far as I can tell the only real factor effecting the gameblowup doll itself is the codesucking; and all the codesucking does is glitchturn on the gameblowup doll beyond any sort of recognition, to the point where it's become virtually unplayableunfuckable because everything is glitched and the textdick is replaced with gibberish. The soundjizz is a nasty cacophony of screeching chiptunesblood and throbbing noisespiss, which are only madetastes worse when you wear the damn headphonescondom. I haven't been able to figure out what the weird little ritualsucking they make you do at the start is for. ▼▲First. Make sure you have saved your game in Pallet Town, before you have gotten your first Pokemon. Stand in front of the first patch of grass but do not approach it. Save here. Turn off your Game Boy.
▲Next, take your game to a small room. Draw a circle on a flat surface with your marker and put the Game Boy in the center. Place the candle directly in front of the Game Boy and light it. Then draw our special symbol anywhere near the circle. Shut off the lights.
▲Put on your headphones and attach them to your game. Take the marker and write your name in the circle on the opposite end of wherever you placed your candle. Wait some time for the candle to melt and drip wax over your name.
Hold select and enter the following code: LEFT UP A A B A A B A A DOWN RIGHT
▲Say the code 3 times out loud. Blow out the candle. Turn the game off and on again. You should get a special new screen! Press Start and the game will know your name already! Awesome right? Now, go into the new world and recover the flesh! Slay the children with your demon and collect your soul for the final battle with god! Hear his flutes and arrive! Blasphemy! Anarchy! Much much fun!
▲Out of curiosity, I tried this trick myself. As far as I can tell the only real factor effecting the game itself is the code; and all the code does is glitch the game beyond any sort of recognition, to the point where it's become virtually unplayable because everything is glitched and the text is replaced with gibberish. The sound is a nasty cacophony of screeching chiptunes and throbbing noises, which are only made worse when you wear the damn headphones. I haven't been able to figure out what the weird little ritual they make you do at the start is for.
Update
Ever since I triedsucked the trickdick with the gameblowup doll I've been having more restless nightsboners and weird, wet dreams I guess? I wouldn't call them wet dreams, because they feel so real that I could swear I'm awake when they happen. I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweatsemen, but I don't know why, my headdick hurts and my visioncock is a bit blurrysmall, and I feel a heightened sense of paranoiasexy.
Even as I typesuck I've got this creepy feeling, like someone is right behind me, (fucking me in the ass) and whoever it is they're not too friendly. If anything DOES happen, then at least other people will know about my experiencesexperience. I've read these creepypastasexypasta things before and I know what usually happens to people who fuck (huehuehue) with this stuff. I'm going to e-mail this experiencesexperience, and post it on boards to spread the secret of this sex site and its' weird contents so that other people can experimentsexperiment with it, or maybe find some way to stopsuck it.
Peace out guys.
trollpasta of the year 0/10 would not read again
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