Super Larry Boy 2: Bob's conquest of essential oils: Difference between revisions

Before I begin I am legally obligated to tell you by my legal team that this is not created nor affiliated with anyone at Big Idea Entertainment. Nor will you read about weird and odd things that might of or might of not happened I guess. Examples such as me crapping myself into space, being forced to read the book of Leviticus, having to endure cringy christian songs that make me unalive inside, or have random celebrity inserts in this story. You will also not hear references to random stuff like that one time Batman was forced by the riddler to read the terms and conditions to play Family Feud with show host Steve Harvey.

 

My last story cost me all my money and sanity, my dignity, my limited edition sparkly chick fil a sauce, my Larry Boy merchandise, my Larry Boy merchandise coupons, My Larry Boy body pillow. Pretty much anything they could take, I lost. That stupid dumb Jehovah’s Witness ratted me out while I was playing the game and I was kidnapped by Big Idea Entertainment. (Don’t ask why.) They got a pretty good kick out of pouring the limited edition sparkly Chick Fil A sauce all over their chicken and forced me to watch them eat with their Chick Fil A chicken nuggets as we drove through the Lincoln Tunnel. There was a huge traffic jam there which gave them more time to eat it in front of my eyes. Then they took me through the sea of twirly swirly gumdrops, and after that through the seven levels of the candy cane forest.

 

“Due to your inability to process its vegetation vibes you have been allowed access to the program that’s installed on that computer. We would use other subjects but unfortunately they could not resist its awesomeness. It would cause them to either foam at the mouth. Produce ungodly amounts of Diarrhea, or burst into song and dance to Silly Songs with Larry.”

 

 

I went ahead and did as he said and started up the game. It was the Rock on Larry boy song like in the previous game only to have the title:

 

Super Larry Boy 2: Bob’s Conquest of Essential Oils.

 

Anyway after I daydreamed of all the Mulah I could make off my face the level started. This time it started out in Larry Boy’s super duper tubular secret base. I got into the Larrymobile and blasted off to my mission. I went to the tallest building in Bumblyburg, the Bumblyburg empire state building! I found Bob standing at the top of it holding the Necronomicon once more. Speaking heresies and barbecue sauce into the air as usual.

 

 

“Ha! Nice try! Alexa doesn’t respond to the likes of you!

“Ordering Chick-Fil-A”

“Wait wh-”

“Order sent, would you like your food delivered?”

I pondered for a moment.

“Yes please!”

“Thank you for your order.”

“How the he-”

Before the guy on the speaker could say anything a Chick-Fil-A employee appeared out of nowhere with my food and drink in hand.

“Here you go sir!”

“HOW DID HE GET IN???”

“Thank you sir!”

“My pleasure!”

 

The Chick-Fil-A employee vanished as soon as he appeared.

“HOW. DID. HE. GET. IN??????? WAS ANYBODY CHECKING THE CAMERAS?”

“Yes sir but they show nothing.”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY SHOW NOTHING YOU MEAN TO TELL ME ANYONE CAN JUST ORDER FOOD THROUGH OUR ALEXA AND JUST SOME RANDOM DUDE WILL JUST BRING IT TO THEM?”

 

 

Another cutscene played and it showed Larry standing triumphantly over the poor ego broken tomato. However before Larry boy could cuff him Bob suddenly-

 

“COME ONE COME ALL!!! BUY THE WONDERFUL CURE FOR BALDNESS THAT’LL MAKE YOUR ANCESTORS ROLL IN THEIR GRAVES!!!!!! PRODUCED FROM THE OILY FOREHEAD OF KENNETH COPELAND HIMSELF!!!!!!!”

 

Oh no….

 

Another Kennieval bopilar ad.

 

After that Kenneth Copeland ad, Bob appeared missing from the scene. Larryboy got back into his Larrymobile and chased after him. It then cut to a spinning Larryboy symbol as the game loaded the next level. This time Larryboy was chasing after Bob who was flying away on a magical graham cracker.

 

However before I could continue a stereotypical announcer comes up on the audio.

 

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP THAT COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!”

“OH WHEEEEEEEEERE IS MY HAIRBRUSH?”

“MAKE IT STOP!”

“OH WHEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR IS MY HAIRBRUSH?”

 

 

The Super vegans were immense haters of everyday vegetables and BIE wanted to make them more appealing to them, but they hate food, so in return they also hate life. They also hate your mom, they hate your mom’s sister, your mom’s brother, your mom’s gooseneck candle collection, your mom’s fake purple diamond collection, your mom’s awesome and delicious baked apple pie, your mom’s gucci fashion, your mom’s Nikes, you mom’s obsession with Batman, your mom’s obsession with grilled cheese, your mom’s clothes, your mom’s fashion sense, your mom’s cooking, your mom’s philosophy on cooking, your mom’s philosophy on how grocery store coupons should operate, your mom’s obsession with essential oils.

 

Long story short mom’s spaghetti lol.

 

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