Super Mario's Castle Fun: Difference between revisions

Realising there were enemies on the ground, I made Mario jump on them. When I did, the enemies splatted with blood and I could hear multiple 8-bit voices talking to me. They said things like, 'You monster.' I immediately jumped from my seat and went to turn the SNES off, but the power off button wasn't working. A text appeared on the screen saying,

 

 

I was surprised, Nintendo had never taken a realistic approach to any of their games, and I started to piece together why this game was never released. I went to unplug the SNES from the socket when I heard a voice from the console. "Are you scared, Charlie?" I didn't have a clue how this game knew my name. It should have been impossible for a gaming company to find out my name and program it into the game, but I shrugged it off as coincidence. I unplugged the SNES and took the cartridge out. The picture on the cartridge had changed from a happy Mario in Peach's castle to Mario crying blood surrounded by dead bodies. I ran into my back garden with a lighter and set the cartridge on fire. Just as the last part was about to be burned I heard another voice from inside my head.

 

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