Super Mario Death World: Difference between revisions

I was on my computer, going about my business when suddenly I got a notification that something was downloading onto my desktop. It was called "SMDW.exe" and was exactly 666KB.

 

"Oh no," I said to myself, "I'm going to be in a shitty creepypasta, aren't I?"

== Day 1: It begins ==

Reluctantly, I decided to play the game. I was not looking forward to it at all. The icon was Mario's head with blacked-out pupils. Barely containing my laughter, I double clicked the icon. It put me at Super Mario World's title screen, with the words "Super Mario Death World" where the title should be. I pressed all the keys until the game started. I was in a pitch black room with nothing in it but Mario's small sprite but with the hat and overalls colored green. If you haven't figured it out by now, I was playing as Luigi. I tried walking to the right for awhile and eventually found Mario. Expecting a jumpscare, I walked to the right and was greeted with a lovely image of Mario with pitch black eyes, followed by a loud scream. I decided to go to bed, because the game had just drained the life out of me.

 

== Epilogue ==

 

"What up, douchebag?" I asked him. His face turned pale, and he started screaming louder than the game itself. I just laughed at him, just like his game.

 

"You think it's fun to put shitty horror games on people's computers? And that's not a shitty horror game... THIS IS!" I made him download Sonic.exe and play it. I watched his reactions to the game. They were so good, I posted them to YouTube and got a million views. Every time something bloody appeared on the screen, he screamed. The jumpscares made him jump out of his seat, revealing a wet spot in his crotch area. Take this story as a warning. Don't make people download shitty horror games, and if you do, prepare to become an internet superstar... ;)

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