Super Mario Red

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NSFW! After 2 years of not playing Super Mario 3deez nuts I decided to play it again. What a big mistake. So the title screen was normal. Nothing scary with it. No cum on the title screen and no 70's disco music. I started a new game. So I went to the first level and everything was normal. The enemies we're the same. The character I picked ( Luigi) wasn't sad or anything , music normal , all the green stars we're in they're places and no enemy acted weird . Now I think your asking "Is anyone up for a game of Scrabble later?"  The answer is no. Anyways after level 1 everything changed. There we're no levels anymore. Was just Luigi standing in a litlle island. The island was full of trees . The music was backwards. When I tried to move Luigi a text box appear: Fight me irl. I didn't know what to do. Suddenly I hear a voice.

- Hi there.

- Who is talking ?

- Me..Peter.

- Peter ?

Peter was my life partner

- You didn't even cum at my last birthday.

- I was busy.

- Busy jacking off? Now you are going to die just like me.

I tried to move but I couldn't

- Don't even try.

From my Tv blood started to come out. After that on my couch with blood was written: Peter was here

I don't remember what happened next . I woked up in the hospital. But there we're no doctors or nurses. I got up from my bed and get out of the hospital. The sky was red and all the buildings we're very dark. I started walking and then I hear a voice.

- If you want to escape then play my game.

- What game ?

After I asked that question I teleported to my house.

- Super Blue Balls. If you can pass the only level in the game you are free if you don't you are dead.

So I start to play this level. In the level they we're no enemies or music. It was only a forest. At the end of the level Bowser appeared . It was the final boss of the game. When it ended Bowser exploded and well semen of course. In the end I did get back home. The only thing I don't understand is why was the splooge hiper-realistic. I guess I will never know.