Super Mario World: Totally Legit Monster

*Disclaimer: This is based off of a portion of SpaceHamster's "Creepy Mario Games" video.*

I swear to god, this story is 100% percent true. One day, I was playing Super Mario World. Everything seemed completely normal, so I went to get a mushroom, like I've done 1,000 times before, but it wasn't a regular mushroom... instead, it was a Mayonnaise, and the Mayonnaise turned Red, and it said... 'Eat me.'