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local Wal-Mart had SNES games for sale; one of them was Super Mario World. So I
bought it, but then the cashier man looked at me like I was crazy and then he
said, after 6 minutes of silence, "Will you pay cash or credit?
buy it using cash and I drove home on my bike and then parked it in the
driveway. Then I put the game into my N64, and it turned on! YAY! Then I saw
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dry bones, except he couldn’t jump ever! I had to restart the game. But I knew
a cheat code. So on the arrow keys, I typed, "Up, up, down, down, down, down,
begin.
the GameStop gift card that looked like an NES controller and imputed the cheat
code again, and it still didn’t work. So I gave up and took a nap because it
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Then I reached the final boss after 42 days, but it wasn’t Bowser! It was
Sonic! Except he was 6 feet big! But
then he turned the screen and said, "You 2 slow,
controller at the screen! But the game was still on, except HD, like it was
there! CAUSE IT WAS!! But I restarted the console, so I was ok. Then I went
back to Wal-Mart and I went to the manager’s office and told him the game was
broken! He said, "Prove it, you chicken
nugget!
He said, "Give me the game!
Or I will cast my spell on you and you will be mine!
became my Dad. But anyways, I went back and put the game into my DS and tried
to beat it so it would die longer. It had been 5 years since I last played the
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I got to the final boss! Doopliss!
He transformed into the 8 foot sonic from before! And then he said, "I’m a dead
Wendy’s worker!
McDonald’s, Poop-liss!
Anyways, I sold the game to someone at Rainforest Café. So then I decided to
play a Mario game cause I was bored. Luckily, my local Wal-Mart had SNES games
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and threw the game at the door 3 miles away (cause you know how progress makes
things bigger.) Then I went to the book section and there was a fat lady and
she said, "Try this
version] (this part did happen, but the part where I said it didn’t happen
didn’t happen) So I read it until the store closed and then the fat lady tied
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I was crying until the
police caught me. Apparently I was "
even get it) Remember the fat lady? She turned out to be a DEMON! Anyway, I was
in a cop car, when the driver jumped out cause I told him he was "stupid and
also a
broken but also HD, and my SNES was sitting on the floor. AND INSIDE IT WAS A
SONIC GAME!!! NOOOOOOO! I cried myself to sleep.
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