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released and noone could of owned it yet. I asked the man at the till guy for
me to buy it and he said "keep it. Have it for free. Please get it away from
me.
aparpment to play the game on my Wii u… I also got me self some a bowl of bran
flakes… I got out the disk out of the package and the disk had MarIO Kart 8
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The game started on with the tittle screen with Mario
appeared and saying "Mario kart eeeiiiiiigggghhhhtttt!
it somewhat annoying but I didn’t mind and I played. On and selected single
player and 50cc and I selected Luigi cause he my favourite character and chose
the first grand prix. What happened made me creepy. It said "NITRO HTAED
it was scary because htead was death backwarts. And when the race started …the
race track was inside mario’s intestines! and it was red and pink and it is
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you could hear the Parana plant crunch and chew them and it started to drool
hyper realistic blood and there were screams of a lot of pain and I heard
voices saying "YOU
plant has eaten every one. I felt guilty for a moment. "did I kill the other
players. Am I an murderer?
new character, in blood red writing that was probably written in blood. I felt
sick to the stomach and as cheeped out too but I had to keep playing, I had no choice. I needed to get behind this… this mystery? Of epic proportions…
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got ran over and his blood was spraing every were hyper realysticly. Than all
of a suddenly... the other racers got to scared and drove away. Blood Mario was
laughing evilly "mwah hahahahah. Itsa me…
fell out of my window. Luckily I landed on another man who broke my fall. I
went back into my house.
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I phoned Nintendo to find out about this absolute atrocity.
Why would they release a game that’s haunted by the devil? I phoned Nintendo
and said "why have you sold me the devils copy of Mario
awkward silence… and the man at the receiver said. "we will be with you
an he maniacly laughed. I got abit suspicions. When I put the phone down…
SHIGERU MYAMOTO WAS STANDING BEHIND ME WITH A KNIFE AND HE WAS WEARING A DEVIL
COSTUME! He stabed me in the back and I died painfully. The last thing I heard
him say was "no one will ever know of my love for the
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