Supper scurry mario 64 pasta

One dark and cloudy day i bought a copy mario 64 from an old guy at sears. I probably shouldn't have trusted him because as much as i liked his mustache, it struck me as very untrustworthy. And also the game was previously owned by some kid who died or something. None the less, I took the game home and started playing. Much to my confusion, it was not a copy of mario 64 at all. It was a game with a little girl who runs up to me and speaks alot of stuff in japanese. And also there is a bird that i am pretty sure really wants me to stop playing the game. But then all of a sudden it was mario 64, but it was dark and very scary things were happening. And then when i thought it couldn't get any more the scarier, all of a sudden mario's head turned into a goomba.

That's it.