THEERY ADLIBZ

Okay, well you know that show (show name)? Well guess what, it is EVIL! Here is proof:

Once upon a time, there was a (gender) named (character 1) And he had this friend named (character 2) Well guess what, he was captured by this (gender) named (villain of the show). (character 2) was (verb), and (character 1) was traumatized. In order to deal with this (adjective) event, (character 1) went insane and invented a fantasy world where (main premise of show)

SEE? IT'S EVIL!