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{{note|Foreward: CRO-MAGNONS BEWARE- YOU ARE IN FOR A STONE AGE SCARE}}
▲I’ve come to tell you a very scary thing that happened just last week that left me terrified, so frightened, and it was from a cartoon of all things! I’m sure many of us remember tuning into watching Warner brothers cartoons as kids like the Jetsons, Looney Tunes, Magilla Gorilla, and even…The Flintstones.
Those were some good childhood memories, but after what I just witessed, now I cannot look at The Flintstones, or Hanna Barbera the same way ever again. I know you might not believe me, but trust me when I say that I warn of a great danger.
It was on a Saturday that I decided to check my mailbox for anything new as I was on my morning jog. To my surprise there
As an avid Flintstones fan I knew that
When I cut it open, inside was a VHS tape!
I got my VHS player from my basement, and although it was old I still got it to work. With a feeling of slight hesitation I slipped the tape in, and after a few moments of silence the video began to play.
Sure enough the episode started with the classic intro we all remember, but as the singers continued to sing the footage skipped a few frames here and there, and the audio began to become slightly distorted. I hit my VHS player a few times to get it to stop and it worked. With no trouble the episode began and to my dismay, it displayed the words
The episode opened with Barney reading the newspaper while at the dinner table as Betty spoke to him about being there for Fred during the upcoming funeral, and I was surprised that they decided to start the episode like this. As Barney spoke I could see that he was smoking the biggest cigar I had ever laid my eyes upon, both in real life and fiction, as it practically pointed across the table. The phattest puffstick. The most devious doobie. I was shocked.
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The screen flashed forward to a new scene where everyone sat around all sad and frowning at the funeral service, especially Fred who looked quite miserable. It then panned over to show Dino in a Dino-shaped coffin about to be lowered into the ground. A funeral speaker walked up to the podium and said his opening remarks.
As more and more people of Bedrock walked up to the coffin and touched it, Fred was the last one to go up. To my surprise, he just stood there with a blank expression on his face. The music that was playing cut off and Fred stopped moving. I heard weeping sounds that I thought came from outside, but they were from the tape. It sounded like Fred was crying and it was only getting louder.
His cries bellowed through my speakers but the tape still
Why did he do this?
Strangely the rest of the episode was
It cut to Barney tossing and turning in bed as if he was having a horrible nightmarwe. But I had noticed someting was off, and so did Barney. Just then, a loud shriek woke him up and he leaped out of bed in surprise. He noticed Betty
Barney stepped outside as the sky was as dark as a black pot kettle with coal with thunder rumbling. He shuffled up to the front door of
Instead of it the sign saying
Holding the candle ahead of him, light shed in on the room and showed a morbidly frightening sight. At the dinner table, Fred Flintstone and Willma, no, the MONSTERS that they become with scraggly hair and sharp fangs and red beady eyes, where EATING BETTY! She had been cooked and cut up and was being served on plates! Wilma, no,
The sight was so gross and disturbing I became sick and puked in my giant stinky bucket! I looked up back at the screen just as Barney had already ran out of the house screaming in terror.
He had dropped his candle and went to hide behind a rock. It was very dark and I could barely see him, but just then some little gay green alien (gay as in happy like the intro) poofed into the scene. I forget his name so excuse me because I
Barney was in shambles and stuttering so much. He tried to get the words out.
In a spark of light, the alien presented a Pedersoli Double Barrel Flintlock Shotgun in front of Barney.
Barney walked back to
It was there Brian saw such a horrific sight. Dread and Killma Grimstone where making a spitroast with Mr Standstone as the meal! He was tied to the rope and was already dead from the burns all over his body. I
Barney stepped into the room with his shotgun and took aim. With a bang the bullet shot out and it looked like it grazed
Killma was about to lunge at Barney but he fired another bullet, this time hitting her head and making it explode into a comically large blood fountain. I was shocked. Why would the storyboard artists at Hanna Barbera animate something like this?
With only Fred, or as he was called
I thought Dread was down for good, but he kept moving, trying to get up with a bullet wound planted right in his chest. Barney went to take another shot, but realized he was out of bullets. The fight was at a stand still.
Just then, multicolored arrows appeared over both of their heads, and Dread looked like he was about to sing, but then the arrows disappeared for some reason. Dread began to speak instead.
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The mouth of the demonic caveman ushered strong words.
I
The Meteor smashed into the ground, creating a blast that completely disintigrated Barney down to his bones in a split second in firey glory. The screen was consumed in a bright blinding white light and my TV speakers shook with a loud rumble.
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But what happened next surprised me even further, and sent chills down my spine, and will no doubt leave me traumatized for the rest of my life.
The footage cut to a montage of various scenes of dinosaurs running and being killed by fire and rocks raining from the sky. But this was not footage of cartoon dinosaurs. These was footage of REAL DINOSAURS. I was convinced it
It was awful, with how the dinosaurs would scream and yell. I could see each individual skin pore on all of their kissable faces. Every spec of dust and the textures of the ground and the rocks. It looked completely real. I could only assume that somhow, the people who made this footage where able to use dark magic to see into the past. Various clips of destructions flashd across my screen, ending with a grim scene of a bunch of burned dinosaur skeletons laying in a field.
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When I thought the worst was over, the ending screen showed up, and let me tell you, that was when I truly knew this was one ‘effed up toon!
It showed Fred Flintstones happy smiling face with text overlayed on it that read in big bold letters
This made me scream! I ran around the house and did backflips in my living room!
Trying to gain my composure, I snappd myself out of my manic phase an had to process what I had just witnessed. Was this toon trying to warn me Fred Flintstone was a bringer of death? Would he come to destroy us all? I
I sat there in disbelief trying to think of what to do next. Do I think of how to prepare for doomsday? Should I run outside and scream the message to warn people? As I thought back to what I had just watched, playing the clips over and over in my mind, I remembered that every Flintstones character had showed up the funeral the day Dino died. But, I realized, all but one character,
Just then, the front door to my house was broken off of its hinges with a loud CRASH. It was Bam Bam! He was real, and he was 5 feet tall!
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The titanic toddler swung at me with his big rocky club that I dodged flawlessly. He ran past me and went directly to what he clearly wanted. My TV.
Bam Bam opened his mouth and a loud booming sound came out.
Shortly after Bam Bam escaped my house by breaking through the window. I considered calling the police to tell them exactly what happened, but they would never believe me, so instead I just told them someone broke into my house and ran away. They never investigated I
However, I think you, dear reader, will be able to believe my story. Earlier today I was trying to recover any parts of the VHS tape that got smashed, and was able to restore one single frame from the footage. BUT, I must warn you, for as while this is proof of what did happen, it may be the scariest thing
This is your last chance.
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It might make you yell.
It might make
Below this text is the only living proof of DREAD GRIMSTONE!!
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