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I was scrolling through videos on Youtube and I saw a video by the name of (null). I clicked on it and it said "Sorry this video has been deleted by Tim Allen." AND THEN THE VIDEO BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON. 
 
 
 
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a skeleton popped out AND IT SHOVED HEAPS OF HONEY DOWN MY UPPER GAL BLADDER WHEN THE SKELETON WAS SECRETLY HITLER'S GAY UNCLE. IT THEN TOUCHED ME WHILE I WAS SLEEPING WITH AN AXE AND HYPER REALISTIC MILK CAME OUT OF MY TOAST. I THEN TOOK A NEARBY PATRIXXX POSTER AND HIT THE SKELETON WITH IT BUT TO NO AVIAL. I GOT TIRED AND SAT DOWN ON JIM KARRY's Lap. 
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and my caps lock was magically fixed thanks to Jim. 
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