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▲Hello, as u are reading this messege I am dying
I was
▲Let me explain
▲I was going to my local lemon seller before I saw an old man scream at 6 children. I walkd up to him and asked “hello what’s the matter” and he showed me a cd with marker written on it saying “talk it! Old prototype”
I said n9 but
▲He said “hello young man, do you want this.”
I
▲I said n9 but suddenly he dropkicked me and I became unconscios…
8 placed the
▲I woke up with my hands covered in blood and got up. I sw a cd saying “talk it! old prototype” and I said “eh, why not.
"Talk itt! Rip it.EXE"
▲8 placed the prototype disc into my pc, and it booted me to a fole explorrer folder with 1 program on it.
I was
An error message appeared with the name of
▲I was confused on the name at first but I hsrugged it off as a glitch. And then I opened it…
▲An error message appeared with the name of “666” saying: “WARNING THIS HAS BEEN TAKEN OFF BOUNDSS BY THE “TALK IT!” CORPERRATION! DO NOT!”
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I clicked
i was shittng and
but then after 12
▲i was shittng and pissing myself in hfear I clicked a voice nervusly and typed in something
▲the thing I typed in was “hello my name is fart” and clicked rip tit
▲the voice was disembodied, it sounded breathy and whiprrery.
▲suddenlys. Hyper-realistic faces flashed on my screen, they looked incerndibly scary.
▲but then after 12 seconds one of the faces got close to my screan and sliced my arm off.
▲my pc started to iverheat
oh no
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▲i tried going to the fire extinguisher in my room but I couldn’t.
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▲my vison is fading as I type itihs. Goodbye…
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