Team Fortress 2: Demonic Wrestling Hoedown: Difference between revisions

m
no edit summary
imported>LOLSKELETONS
m (Reverted edits by 85.76.38.36 (talk | block) to last version by LOLSKELETONS)
mNo edit summary
 
(15 intermediate revisions by 10 users not shown)
Line 1:
{{NSFW}}
 
[[File:Pancakesthebetterone.jpg|thumb|374px250px|SUPER SCARY PICTURE THAT I SAW]]
 
This one time when i was intern at valve softwear dot cumcump and i was fucking around with random shit and i found a hidden folder under one of the employees desk named "Nude Gabe Newell pics" this scared the fuck outta me and i threw the box out of the fucking window. It landed on a bus full of old faggots cucks and it fucking exploded.
"omg im gunna get fired" me said to myself and i
I tried to hide the evidence by burying the remainings of the bus in Gabe's ass but somehow it didn't fit and i was fired. 
 
"omg im gunna get fired" me said to myself and i I tried to hide the evidence by burying the remainings of the bus in Gabe's ass but somehow it didn't fit and i was fired. 
[[File:Pancakesthebetterone.jpg|thumb|374px|SUPER SCARY PICTURE THAT I SAW]]
Before leaving the building i quickly stole the bathroom and some useless cd. When i got home i decided to take a look
at the cd.I stared at it but it didn't do anything so i decided to pop in in the toaster
It started and led out a really fuckin stinking fart and i died. I was only mostly ded and started playing.
It was Team Fortress 2 but instead of the normal main menu it was full of blood and a super scary picture. I started playing the game but something was odd everything was blood blue and i got very spook and HYPER REALISTIC GABEN POPPED OUT AND KILED ME
 
Before leaving the building i quickly stole the bathroom and some useless cd. When i got home i decided to take a look at the cd. I stared at it but it didn't do anything so i decided to pop in in the toaster It started and led out a really fuckin stinking fart and i died. I was only mostly ded and started playing. It was Team Fortress 2 but instead of the normal main menu it was full of blood and a super scary picture. I started playing the game but something was odd everything was blood blue and i got very spook and HYPER REALISTIC GABEN POPPED OUT AND KILED ME
[[File:Obama_ohyeah.png|thumb|192px|OBAMA'S FACE WHILE HE WAS RAPING JEFF]]
 
I WASN'T ACTULY DED BUT SUDDENLY I WAS IN PLACE NAMED ASS (IN UKRAINE) AND I SAW OBAMA RAPING 
[[File:Obama_ohyeah.png|thumb|192px150px|OBAMA'S FACE WHILE HE WAS RAPINGSTABBING JEFF]]
JEFF THE CELLAR IN WITH IS PINGAS THIS SCARED ME AND I RIPPED MY OWN EYES OUT AND I 
 
WAS DIED.
I WASN'T ACTULY DED BUT SUDDENLY I WAS IN PLACE NAMED ASS (IN UKRAINE) AND I SAW OBAMA RAPINGSTABBING JEFF THE KILLER THIS SCARED ME AND I RIPPED MY OWN EYES OUT AND I WAS DIED.
 
THEN I WAS IN A REALLY DARK PLACE BUT I FOUND SOMETHING FAMILIAR... IT WAS THE BUS I SHOWED UP GABE'S ASS BUT THAT CAN ONLY MEAN THAT IM IN GORSAFAWDDACHA'IDRAIGODANHEDDOGLEDDOLLÔNPENRHYNAREURDRAETHCEREDIGION RAILWAY STATION IN WELSH AND I DECIDED TO GO A FANCY RESTURANT NAMED DICK'S ANAL AND ORDERED BATTLETOADS.
Line 20 ⟶ 17:
AFTER THAT I WENT BACK HOME TO PLAY TF2 BUT I FOUND A DEAD BODY AND THERE WAS A LETTER SAYING: 
 
''{{email|"TO WHOEVER IS READING THIS: I'M HOPEFULLY DEAD''
 
''SO I COULDN'THAVE TAKEPUT THISALL FUCKINGTHE SHITTERRIBLE ANYMORETHINGS SOTHAT I HAVE ENDEDWITNESSED MYON SHITTYTHIS LIFE''DISK
 
''WHOEVER OPENS THIS WILL SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS ME''
''THERE'S ABSOLUTLY NOTHING WORTH LIVING FOR''
 
''PLEASE DON'T NOT FUCKING OPEN THIS DISK''
''SO I HAVE PUT ALL THE TERRIBLE THINGS THAT I HAVE WITNESSED ON THIS DISK''
 
''ALSO FUCK YOU"''}}
''WHOEVER OPENS THIS WILL SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS ME''
 
''PLEASE DON'T NOT FUCKING OPEN THIS DISK''
 
''ALSO FUCK YOU"''
 
Then i realised something; that was me laying on the floor and also I'M IN A FUCKING SHITTY TROLLPASTA
Line 38 ⟶ 31:
ALSO UR NEXT BECUZ OF REASONSZ!!!!!!!111!1111!1!!!!111111
 
{{by-user|EXPAND DONG}}
 
[[Category:JefferyTrollpasta]]
This masterpiece was written by: [[User:EXPAND DONG|EXPAND DONG]] ([[User talk:EXPAND DONG|talk]]) 14:56, April 29, 2014 (UTC)
[[Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT]]
[[Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG]]
[[Category:Excessive Profanity]]
[[Category:Im died]]
[[Category:ShokWHAT endingA TWIST!]]
[[Category:TRUE STORY]]
[[Category:Hyper-realistic]]
[[Category:Vidya games]]
[[Category:NsfwJeff the Killer]]
[[Category:Random Capitalization]]
[[Category:Jeffery]]
[[Category:YOU'RE NEXT]]
[[Category:SUPREnglish SKAREYClass IMAGFailure]]
{{Comments}}