Team Fortress 2 - The Heavy Is Not In It: Difference between revisions

Growing up, I spent most of my time in front of my parent’s computer. I would waste my childhood years watching youtubeYouTube and dreaming about the days I could finally play Team Fortress 2. I remember vaguely, watching Muselk play the class Heavy and he slowly turned into my idol and so did the heavy. I couldn’t wait to finally be able to play TF2. However, my parents said that playing the game would be sinful, as I grew up in a christianChristian household. So, in sadness that I couldn’t play TF2 and more specifically, The Heavy in Team Fortress 2. I started hoarding figures of him. One time, my parents discovered my closet full of heavy figures. All organized, from Red to Blu. I started having dreams about Heavy and I would wake up crying at the thought of never being able to play as The Heavy in Team Fortress 2. Once I started my high school years. I found no attraction in women, nor men. I only felt attraction to the Heavy Weapons Guy. I got bullied by my classmates for my fascination. And I remember vaguely, these 3 guys once beat me up after school and I went home and cried while holding onto my 20+ heavy figures. During my senior year, I gave a presentation about why I love heavy. My classmates laughed in my face and my teacher gave me a lecture, telling me that if I keep obsessing with Heavy from TF2, I will never be successful in life.

After Graduating, I went to college, moving out of my house into dorms. My roommates disliked me for my obsession. But what they didn’t know, is I planned to mow down every little baby man with Sasha once me and Heavy got married. Near the end of the year, my parents surprised me with my own computer for christmasChristmas. Unbeknownst to them, I would finally be able to play Heavy in Team Fortress 2. I opened up the box my computer came in, squealed in happiness, and once I got everything set up. I downloaded steam and was finally able to download Team Fortress 2. I saw him on the page. His handsome muscles bulged like my heart when I first saw him. I almost fainted, and surrounded by my heavy figures, which the amount of is in the 40s. I waited for the game to install. My internet was slow, it was almost like it was teasing me. “You’ll never be able to play as Heavy” it sounded like it was saying, the same thing multiple people told me over the years. My parents told me it, my peers told me it, my doctors told me it. At my lowest point in my life, I even told myself it. I started to tear up at the thought of finally being able to mow down the little little baby men with my minigun and eat a sandwich. I almost shat myself when the download finished. Almost rocketing out of my chair, I clicked play.

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