Teh day of all the meme

Okay. I'm just gonna say this is fake. But, here's the pasta. Well, it all started when I was on my laptop. I was gonna log into mah Facebook, but when I pressed the Login button, the trollface popped up. Problem? Yes, I had one. So, I decided to shut it down and go outside. When I went outside, everyone, I mean EVERYONE ON DA BLOCK was screaming: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! They were pissed, and I had no Idea why. WTF man? O_O I said:" Well, this is weird." I decided to go inside, then I saw Dead Bart in my house. I shit myself, lets put it that i shat brix. BRIX. Then he dissapeared. And I left mah house for evar. Yes, EVAR. And then a skeleton popped out and went up my ass hole. I died