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Some people may rememberedremember the TV Show Teletubbies. it was a rather weird show, and generally disturbing. Speakers were everywhere and there was a sun with a baby's face on it, plus a scary segment involving a lion and a bear which was edited after complaints.▼
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▲Some people may remembered the TV Show Teletubbies. it was a rather weird show, and generally disturbing. Speakers were everywhere and there was a sun with a baby's face on it, plus a scary segment involving a lion and a bear which was edited after complaints.
 
Today I went to my localelocal HMV. The store clerk had recently gotten a pre-owned DVD. It said Teletubbies Lost Episode: The Playground. The clerk said to me that the customer who sold it was extremely upset, he said that he did not want to watch it anymore. I bought it anyway, despite the warnings about the upset customer.
 
I slammed it into my DVD player. It skipped the BBC Logo, and went straight to the intro. Everything was okay at first. The intro was normal until the speaker that was supposed to say "Time for Teletubbies" said something disturbing instead.
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It started with Tinky Winky, sitting at the table. He was rather sad and depressed, and he was crying. Not like cartoon crying, but actual real human crying. It skipped to another scene. It depicted a rather CGI looking playground, with a climbing frame that looks like the teletubbies house. Whoever made the CGI was rather crap at it. It was all wireframe. But then a sickening scene appeared.
 
PoThere thenwere encounters Tinky Winkychildren, whobut thenthey turnswere aroundcommitting screamingseppuku. PoBlood was killedstained shortlyeverywhere, after.along Dipsywith hidesrealistic inlooking the Teletubbies home who then gets decapitated by Tinky Winky. Laa Laa then sees Tinky Winkyintestines and thenorgans getsscattered dismemberedacross and Skinned. Tinky Winky, in tears, comitts suicide. After I sawthe Intestinsground, I hurled in the bathroom from this. Then a final phrase from the tubby bye bye speaker was spoken.
 
'Life is meaningless. The truth is...is that you are all going to die a horrifying death. No one understands it.'
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After that, a picture of the playground appeared, with the Teletubbies hanging on gallows. Blood was seeping from their necks as they died. Behind them was the Teletubbies home on flames. And the baby sun from before. I vomited again, this time onto my duvet.
 
After that the scene cut to the ending credits. At the end there was a message that I couldn't understand, but what looked like Russian, said “The Dead have risen. You will Not make it far. All hail Satan”.
 
I turned it off and rang up Ragdoll about the episode. They said that they had 237 complaints and that it was worse than the "lion and bear" episode. They also said there was a man who worked on it called Christian Johnson.
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The next morning, the doorbell rang. A man dressed up as a bloodstained Teletubby appeared, and said his name was Ted Goldman. The person who worked on Pingu's Punishment...
 
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