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To perform a the ritual to summon one of the demonic Tubbies, multiple steps are required. The steps are:
*Grab a object of inspiration, such as a drawing, figure, photo etc
*Use ink to draw a pentagram on the floor
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*LOCK YOUR DOORS
*Put the picture in the middle of the pentagram
Should all these steps be completed, you will here a metallic screech as the letter appears infront of you, the letter will fe you what time your personalized tubby will arrive and set of unique rules which are selected from a rule pool by whoever is behind the tubby attacks. The tubby the picture shows was named Vim and had the following rules:
*Stay out of the basement
*Look me in the eyes (your allowed to blink)
*Always laugh at my jokes
*Never run in my glare
The summoner of Vim disappeared into the night as a message on the wall said "VIM HAS FAILED TO CATCH THERE TARGETS". The man was later found eating a dog in the woods and is currently residing in hospital by his injuries related to the tubby.
==Aftermath==
The ritual was banned in Germany, Russia etc which makes sense, since it killed 5 people so far, and only one tubby has been killed, and if you try to do it even if you fail, you will be fined.
==EXTRA NOTES==
*Never draw your tubby with a weapon as it guarantees it had a weapon
*If you draw multiple references of your tubby label them as they same tubby as it will stop the chance of multiple tubbies appearing.
*Never unless stated in the rules approach a tubby.
Follows these steps and you might survive.
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